03-29-2002, 09:43 PM
GonzoStyle Wrote:I was in a hotel last weekend, after getting drunk and playing darts with a strange redneck. I returned to my room pretty blasted and decided to relax for an hour before going to the hotel bar for some drinks with some co-workers I was there with.Well, then that explains all the animals in Australia... God was getting high...
Anyway I am looking through the drawers next to the bed and what does old Rocky Racoon find? Yep, a copy of Gideon's Bible...
Now look I am not against the fact that people want to or should or do believe in, God, Vishnu, Allah, Moses, Abraham, The fact that Reagan was a great president. Even though they maybe true or false but I start reading the fuckin green book and I am just fuckin amazed.
So what do I do? I start writing on the bible making notes... what's the point of this thread you maybe asking...
Well I finally figured out the spooks were right, GOD is black.
Figure it simply this way. God created the heavens and earth... yeah you know he just poped out of nowhere with these cool powers, just like that. He created man the same week yet scientificly we didn't appear for billions of years after the fact but who needs real facts? It's religion after all.
Now GOD created man of his own image, but we think of our image as it is today... AH HA!!!!!!
No, when GOD "created man" he had to create man as he first appeared and we all know we stem from 'apes' or 'ape like creatures' Not apes as we know them today. But 'cavemen' or 'mongoloids'. So if GOD created man of his own image then god is an 'ape-like mongoloid' Thus making GOD not white but Black.
Yes I came up with all this while I was very drunk and wanted to share it with you all week but I was 'detained'.
that also he's a lazy shiftless worker.... he had to destroy the dinosaurs because he fucked up...