04-03-2002, 08:13 PM
Quote:Is this going to be good for me?
No, it will probably be amazingly bad, but that's not the point
Quote:Just relax, ease your muscles and open your mouth.
I think you forgot Step 1: Get horribly drunk
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.