R.i.p. - Board member obits take two.

[JIMMYSNUKA]

We are gathered here today to witness the merger of one HeyLadi with the big trailer king in the sky.

Although she was trailer trash wearing recycled Kmart clothing, Ladi will always hold a special place in my heart. She was always there to help me clean out the kids like a thawed out Thanksgiving Day turkey. I loved the way the back of her 84 Nike Air Jordans flopped around like a pair of flip flops. I also will miss the way she use to jump in the rain barrel for a bath during a lightning storm and let me watch, and let me think she really didnt know i was there. She was very handy as well. For instance, making a dining room table from a aluminum garbage can and a broken broomstick. And rolling up some construction paper and dipping it in melted wax for some drinking cups. Although the rest of the town is thankfull the green fog and low tide smell is dwindling down, cause she has been cryogenically frozen and placed in an old corn psylo I miss Ladi. Everyone lift up your can of Piels and pour some on the fresh cow shit to remember Ladi.