R.i.p. - Board member obits take two.

[Grumpy]

Here we mourn the loss of KensPen. Known for his enthusiastic love of manjunk, S&M and large double headed dildos, Ken made his final farewell in a way that would make him proud. he was found bound and gagged with Matilda, his favorite dildo, shoved up his ass. His apparent cause of death was asphixiation from having one too many male partners stuff their infected meat poles in his mouth. Utter his last words "I can take one more. Where is Arpi", he gave his last breathe to his favorite pastime. KensPen leaves behind an adoring sister, Gertrude. Although their relationship was rough at times, Ken still found time to let her give him his weekly bukkake lessons followed by a round of "what can shove up his ass". We will mourn the loss of Ken. May he rest in peace.