R.i.p. - Board member obits take two.

[GonzoStyle]

That trade wasn't as bad as you think

Yeah getting Nomo sure worked out great, he fuck foiled Bonds today my friend.

Today we mourn the loss of Arpikarthu. Arpi died today in the arms of his mistress bunny. Arpi a confessed 'furry', died while suffocating on cotton balls while wearing a bear costume in a weird deviant sex game. Arpi will be survived by his male life partner molhaganu ari parahu which is swahili for "gay sex slave of a cum guzzler who translates names like 'scarybearsalesman' to get back on message boards.' Arpi will be missed by no one and left only a zippo wrapped in cotton and a list consiting of strange 'code names' such as "Maynard" "Ikeaboy" & "grumpy" all belived to be estranged lovers.