04-04-2002, 03:17 PM
Quote:Today we mourn the loss of DGW. He was well know for his exploits on the field and in the bar. And although he may have had the face of an angel, his nights and days in the bar consisted of heavy consumption of beer. He was a quiet man, who was handy with a spatcula, which he weilded at many a strange and secret christian men's group meeting. He will be missed by his friends, his family, and the beer industry.I think I'm gonna cry.
On this day we mourn the loss of Gonzostyle. A man with a big heart, esp. for children, he was known for such antics as "Hide the Eggplant", "If I Pitch, It's Not Gaey", and "What Philipino Kid?"...he grew close to us all....or maybe those were just the oozing sores. His greatest move was as softball manager, the draft of a centerfielder back in the gold ole days of OA.com. Though his star player contributed, the lack of skill at all the other positions was the downfall of this managers dream. He will be missed. His last words......"Suck my cumstick", will live in our memory forever.