04-04-2002, 04:09 PM
Today we mourn the loss of adolescent maturbator. AM died of a paste overdose during his 5th period art class. AM will be remembered for the joy he received from the simple things in life. His extensive collection of Pokemon cards, his encyclopediac knowledge of saved by the bell episodes, and his love of pixie sticks. His art teacher, Miss Werdle, commented, "its a real shame. Now he wont even get to finish that paper mache ash tray he was making for his mom.". There will be a memorial service this sunday in the ball pit at the Chuck E. Cheese in Ronkonkoma.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!