R.i.p. - Board member obits take two.

[GonzoStyle]

would you two get a room?
I am getting jealous.

If you ever seen how hot DGW is you would understand all the better and not be jealous, actually no you'd probably be more jealous.

Today we mourn the loss of Maynard who was found naked in his backyard trying to shove the handle of his bicycle handle up his ass. Seems while dousing himself in his own urine which he felt was an endorphine that would attract women but only attracted flies and various diseases. Maynard damamged his own internal organs while shoving the handle of his bike handles in and bled to death internally. Maynard who had an errie relationship with his bike like that of pee wee herman in the blockbuster "Pee Wees Big Adventure. Maynard also possessed the homosexual and deviant tendancies possessed by Paul ruenbens as well. A funeral at sea will take place this sunday with people taking turns pissing on his dead corpse as a final goodbye.