I got called for jury duty today.

[Maynard]

BTW I wanna give a shout out to my brotha The Brain who I met in the park today while on break, sup yo?

Ummmm yeah, in the park. Sure.
It's ok, you can tell us he was the second case. Man, always tryin to keep the black man down. Jeesh. What did he do? Drugs? Robbery? Murder??