I got called for jury duty today.

[GonzoStyle]

God I wish I was on the jury with afrika as defendant, I'd pull a 12 angry men on that one.

I haven't gotten a new license in years, I only renew my current license.

He asked if you had a VALID one. Renewing you license would qualify as having a valid license and yes they are very much updating on how they get names for jury duty. One of them is having a valid license.

Dude, you should have told them that you knew the cop or that he had arrested you once. Instant "get off jury duty" card.

As far as saying the cop arrested me or I knew him, I thought of it. But all they do is send you back and you have to wait for a new case to try for. This case should be done by tommorow or friday the latest anyway so it's pretty sweet.

But the guys not getting any nod from me, first off he looked like a suspect instead of a cop. He's about 6' 2" and weighs close to 90 pounds with half of his teeth missing. To top it off he has a fuckin mullet, a latino crackhead with a mullet. Plus the fucker wants over a million for his injuries cause his life is in shambles. "He can't enjoy sexual relations with his wife."