Define stealing

[Arthur Dent]

I'm sorry Arthur...please accept my humble apology.

OK. One for Luna:

THE WOLF
IS SHAVED
SO NEAT AND TRIM
RED RIDING HOOD
IS CHASING HIM
BURMA-SHAVE

Gotta love a search engine...

AS YOU DRIVE
PLAY THIS GAME
CONSTRUCT A JINGLE
WITH THIS NAME
BURMA-SHAVE

I can defile my own thread, right?