The if game - A new game to play

[GonzoStyle]

If a car leave atlanta traveling 60 MPH going towards texas. Then anothe car leaves New York at 90 MPH going towards Seattle and both cars slow down to see national monuments. Both cars are fords so finally the question is. If you could rape and gut one of these boards whores with a pick axe which one would you do first and would you think of grumpy's mom while doing it?