Da Ali G Thread - Respect

[The Sleeper]

Are you a jew or other minority? If so Brandeis.
Are you rich? Then Boston College
Are you dumb and just want to go to Boston? Then BU
Are you someone with no personality; no life; and are a superhuman techy nerd? Then MIT
Are you president of your class, and a pompous ass that everyone hates? Then Harvard
If you have some other weird interest then I don't know

haha that ruled, i was in category 3 before i came to my senses and picked NYU

and i'm guessing Northeastern