Time of your life..

[Zootybang]

My senior prom.....my buddy and I ditched our suck-ass dates to watch the LA Kings lose to the Montreal Canadiens for the Stanley Cup with our other buddy's date. He was passed out, my buddy who was watching with me went down to the pool, and I got busy with my buddy's date while he quietly dozed in a drunken stupor. Life was good then.....life was real good then

Thats because Ronald McDonald gets All the chicks.
All this talk of proms brought up another great memory.
I never went to my own prom, because i went to a public school In the bronx, and I probably would have been beaten to death.
But my girlfriend went to a nice, catholic, all-girls school, so I went to hers.
After the prom, we drove around with In our super-fancy Lincoln continental limo. We ended up at Pelham bay park, and i ended up having sex with her on top of the stairs at the running track (when they were still there). Very romantic.