Would you?

[Arthur Dent]

Would you keep the money you found in a bag in the woods, with no one else around? Say.... $100?

No ID, no way to know who it belongs to? Finder's keepers.
ID, name on bag: Return it.

Would you fart in an elevator?

Just before getting off. Nice little parting gift for the moron who elbowed his way onto the elevator before the door closed.

Edit: If you could, would you suck your own dick/lick your own clit? Would it be gay to be good at it?



Edited By Arthur Dent on April 15 2002 at 12:15