Club med type vacations - Anyone been on one?

[The Painter]

Go down to the jersey shore and save yourself some money. You'll be going out of state and down to a beach, it's much better...

I don't think they'll want to go to a NJ beach in January.
check out a cruise, but make sure it's one for younger people. 20 odd years ago I lived in St. Thomas. When the cruise ships would come in, we'd say the passangers were newly wed, or nearly dead. Unless you want to be with honeymooners or old people(older than me),make sure it's a party cruise.