Those stupid facts on the bottom of snapple caps - They are made up!!!

[The Sleeper]

For instance, did you know that the world's termites outweigh the world's humans? Or that a kangaroo can jump 30 feet?

Both of those can be scientifically proven. You can multiply the population of termites by their weight and do the same for humans, then compare the numbers. The Kangaroo thing you can just observe. But the spider thing is completely made-up.