What did you do today?

[Arthur Dent]

So, I got up around 5. Showered, dressed, got breakfast. Checked the latest intelligence briefs. Consulted with the domestic policy advisors. Called that general guy to give him some encouragement. Told the guy with sunglasses to walk the dog. Talked with the drunk democrat with the funny accent. The one that got all the laughs when I mentioned him during my big speech thingie.

Oh wait, that's not my day....