04-25-2002, 05:00 PM
Dear Boss:
I can't take it any more! Your remarkable management style and frightening lack of money have forced me to take action. Despite my unbelievable abilities and trend setting mood swings you have never promoted me. As of today, I utterly and completely resign from this mind-numbing coma of a job, to pursue a more entertaining and personally fulfilling career as a circus clown.
This company has been a living hell for me and I will miss very few of my co-workers and friends. I want to thank you for everything. I'll never forget how little I was paid. This has been the worst decision of my career.
Sincerely,
Amy
I can't take it any more! Your remarkable management style and frightening lack of money have forced me to take action. Despite my unbelievable abilities and trend setting mood swings you have never promoted me. As of today, I utterly and completely resign from this mind-numbing coma of a job, to pursue a more entertaining and personally fulfilling career as a circus clown.
This company has been a living hell for me and I will miss very few of my co-workers and friends. I want to thank you for everything. I'll never forget how little I was paid. This has been the worst decision of my career.
Sincerely,
Amy
<center>Angel On The Outside
Naughty On The Inside
You Gotta Rub Me The Right Way
Naughty On The Inside
You Gotta Rub Me The Right Way