04-25-2002, 05:18 PM
As an employer I must accept your resignation and wish you well in your future endeavors. I understand your frustration but before it eats at your insides causing you future health problems, allow me to remind you of a couple of important facts.
It is true that you contributed in some manner to the success of this company. We typically realize a return on investment of at least 30 times what we compensate you. Tough shit! In case you forgot, were in business to make money. We informed your pathetic ass of terms and conditions of working here when you accepted the position. It never ceases to amaze me how when people are unemployed or unhappy where they were working, when an offer is extended they think it’s an excellent offer. Then once they start working here, they think the company’s success revolves around them. How the fuck do you think we became successful enough to offer you a job before you got here?
You are a pathetic fucking looser. You are expendable. You will be replaced by some other worthless fuck that needs a paycheck within the week. That poor pathetic pile of buzzard feces will be doing your job in no time and I will continue to prosper. At some point, your replacement will think the company revolves around them and I will be writing this same latter to them.
I have put three kids through Harvard, bought two summer homes on separate continents, have four sports cars and keep a woman on the side, thanks to the efforts and contributions from the likes of you. For that I am grateful. Remember, the door is in the same place it was when you came in here with your fingers and toes crossed begging for a job. Don’t let it hit you in the ass on the way out.
Sincerely,
OAS
It is true that you contributed in some manner to the success of this company. We typically realize a return on investment of at least 30 times what we compensate you. Tough shit! In case you forgot, were in business to make money. We informed your pathetic ass of terms and conditions of working here when you accepted the position. It never ceases to amaze me how when people are unemployed or unhappy where they were working, when an offer is extended they think it’s an excellent offer. Then once they start working here, they think the company’s success revolves around them. How the fuck do you think we became successful enough to offer you a job before you got here?
You are a pathetic fucking looser. You are expendable. You will be replaced by some other worthless fuck that needs a paycheck within the week. That poor pathetic pile of buzzard feces will be doing your job in no time and I will continue to prosper. At some point, your replacement will think the company revolves around them and I will be writing this same latter to them.
I have put three kids through Harvard, bought two summer homes on separate continents, have four sports cars and keep a woman on the side, thanks to the efforts and contributions from the likes of you. For that I am grateful. Remember, the door is in the same place it was when you came in here with your fingers and toes crossed begging for a job. Don’t let it hit you in the ass on the way out.
Sincerely,
OAS
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