Take this job and shove it

[Silera]

Dear Boss:
I can't take it any more! Your incompetent management style and unforgiveable lack of respect have forced me to take action. Despite my department inspiring abilities and trend setting fashion sense you have never promoted me. As of today, I happily resign from this mind-numbing coma of a job, to pursue a more enjoyable and personally fulfilling career as a circus clown.

This company has been a living hell for me and I will miss many of my fellow slaves and friends. I want to laugh in your face. I'll never forget how you treated me. This has been the worst mistake of my career.

Sincerely,

Silera

I actually did laugh in my boss's face, and lit a cigarette in his office while he was firing me. My real letter of resignation was much better.

PS: Alkey says "That's why your pimp beat the shit out of you. Thank you."