Howard Stern's First Show On Sirius

Paper Boy · 01-10-2006, 03:03 AM

1) Cheated on my wife and she found out.
2) Recently got a woman pregnant and paid for the abortion.
3) Had their stomach pumped and woke up to find a member of the same sex fondling them.
4) Masturbated with vegetables and meat.
5) Hid in a closet in the bathroom of their home to watch a cousin and an aunt use the toilet.
6) Had plastic surgery.
7) Has spent over $10,000 on internet porn.

let's play, who said what?

i'll go first
1-gary
2-the guinea, what's his name
3-robin
4-that fat guy that smells, can't think of the name
5-richard
6-howard
7-the bald DJ

Keyser Soze · 01-10-2006, 03:10 AM

1) Cheated on my wife and she found out. - Sal

2) Recently got a woman pregnant and paid for the abortion. - Artie

3) Had their stomach pumped and woke up to find a member of the same sex fondling them. - Fred

4) Masturbated with vegetables and meat. - Richard Christie

5) Hid in a closet in the bathroom of their home to watch a cousin and an aunt use the toilet. - Benjie

6) Had plastic surgery. - Robin

7) Has spent over $10,000 on internet porn. - Howard

Arpikarhu · 01-10-2006, 03:12 AM

Keyser Soze Wrote:george takai added to the show as announcer is fantastic. he's going to be in studio all the time now and its a great addition.

not true. he will be there for a short time and then tapes his bits elsewhere.

the show sucked by the by.

Goatweed · 01-10-2006, 03:51 AM

takei rules.

Keyser Soze · 01-10-2006, 03:54 AM

Arpikarhu Wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote:george takai added to the show as announcer is fantastic. he's going to be in studio all the time now and its a great addition.

not true. he will be there for a short time and then tapes his bits elsewhere.

the show sucked by the by.

yeah, missed that. oh well....still a nice touch.

Mad · 01-10-2006, 04:02 AM

Goatweed Wrote:takei rules.

So you are a homosexual lover.

Keyser Soze · 01-10-2006, 04:09 AM

isnt everyone?

Goatweed · 01-10-2006, 04:39 AM

I didnt say I love how he takes a cock in the ass, he's fucking hysterical on the show.

Besides, it's Sulu for christ's sake - you can't go wrong with Sulu!

Adolf · 01-10-2006, 04:52 AM

oh boy, don't piss off the trekkie.

The Jays · 01-10-2006, 06:47 AM

TNG was better

diceisgod · 01-10-2006, 12:19 PM

The original star trek movies were way better than the ones with TNG cast (they were basically two-hour long TV episodes - nothing special going on with them). I also liked the TNG TV program better than the original but I still liked the original a lot. DS9, Voyaqger were ok for a while and I followed them a little then they just got boring to me.

Buttmunch · 01-10-2006, 02:39 PM

diceisgod Wrote:The original star trek movies were way better than the ones with TNG cast (they were basically two-hour long TV episodes - nothing special going on with them). I also liked the TNG TV program better than the original but I still liked the original a lot. DS9, Voyaqger were ok for a while and I followed them a little then they just got boring to me.

What did you do with DIG?

Gooch · 01-10-2006, 02:57 PM

DIG has always been a Trek nerd. If he wasn't hooked on phonics, drugs and posting like fecal-matter on this board, he should be watching Battlestar Galactica on SciFi.