Where have all the cowboys gone? - Questions part deux

McBourbon · 04-05-2002, 02:09 PM

If you use pet names for each other....what do you call your pets?

Metalfan · 04-05-2002, 02:10 PM

Fred and Ethel?

McBourbon · 04-05-2002, 02:11 PM

Isn't that what she calls her breasts?

Arthur Dent · 04-05-2002, 02:42 PM

I thought they were "Lef-tease" and "Righ-tease". Or did she change 'em?

Metalfan · 04-05-2002, 03:29 PM

Aren't they interchangable?

McBourbon · 04-05-2002, 03:29 PM

You can change their names? Won't the breasts get confused?

Keyser Soze · 04-05-2002, 04:02 PM

Is this Maynard's lunch thread?

DGW · 04-05-2002, 04:05 PM

I'm sure it will be in about 40 minutes

OAS · 04-05-2002, 04:09 PM

Why does Maynard go to lunch so early?

McBourbon · 04-05-2002, 05:52 PM

When do they serve shit where you come from?

PollyannaFlower46 · 04-07-2002, 06:44 AM

Don't they serve shit all the time at 24 hour drive thrus?

McBourbon · 04-07-2002, 07:02 AM

Can I get a milkshake there? Or just shit?

PollyannaFlower46 · 04-07-2002, 07:03 AM

If you get a chocolate one you can pretend it's shit too can't you? Have you tried the chicken parm sammich at McDonalds?

McBourbon · 04-07-2002, 07:06 AM

Is it as good as the blow job I got from a toothless, retarded hooker in Times Square three summers ago?

PollyannaFlower46 · 04-07-2002, 07:08 AM

I haven't tried it.....it has like 2,000 calories....do you really think a sammich can compare to head?

Keyser Soze · 04-07-2002, 07:08 AM

Quote:Is it as good as the blow job I got from a toothless, retarded hooker in Times Square three summers ago?

McBourbon · 04-07-2002, 07:11 AM

Can a sammich compare to head? Are we talking a meatball sub here? Or just some bologna and mayonaisse?

PollyannaFlower46 · 04-07-2002, 07:12 AM

What about Geoffrey Dollars from Toys R Us?

McBourbon · 04-07-2002, 07:13 AM

Can I use those to purchase vibrating pocket vaginas?

PollyannaFlower46 · 04-07-2002, 07:14 AM

Have you checked out PinkPussyCat.com?