Keyser's Intervention

[Ken'sPen]

NASA has now proven the Universe is indeed shrinking, at least until Keyser stops sucking.

[Ken'sPen]

Most people sleep at night,
because that's when Keyser's on AIM.

[Tequila]

Ken you are getting lame now.

[Ken'sPen]

Keyser sucks so much, that the Gay Porn industry calls their awards The Keysers.

[Arpikarhu]

i liked that one.

[Ken'sPen]

The American Medical Association lists Keyser as a cause of Narcalepsy.

[Arpikarhu]

that one, not so much.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

and also as a cause for your erections

[Ken'sPen]

Keyser sucks so much, that if he stood facing East for 24 hours, the Earth would cease to spin.

[Arpikarhu]

oooh! back on the funny track!

[Ken'sPen]

I was hoping that once I started these......
the funny people would help.

[Goatweed]

I was hoping that once I started these......
the funny people would help.

perhaps if you didnt already have 25 poll threads saying the same thing, they might have.

[Ken'sPen]

YES!!!
That MUST be why you don't have a single funny thought to contribute.

[Arpikarhu]

i suppport your attacks on the wretch known as keyser but must recuse myself when you turn on goatweed.

[Ken'sPen]

he wandered too close during a feeding frenzy.

[Arpikarhu]

ah, sorry, i forgot shark dynamics.

[Goatweed]

YES!!!
That MUST be why you don't have a single funny thought to contribute.

I never have a funny thought to contribute - I leave that for the professionals.

[Arpikarhu]

dont sell yourself short, sweetums.

[Goatweed]

there was my "Nordberg" line that Gonzo insisted was comedy gold, but I still don't see it.

[Ken'sPen]

At this moment the number words contained within Keyser's 18557 posts exactly equals the number of words within the Ishtar Screenplay, creating an equalibrium of suck.

hereafter Keyser will stand alone as the the most wasteful creator of the recorded word.