I demand

[Keyser Soze]

irrelevent...b/c also in that same schism of time there have been more posters and posting from myself, MAD, luna, to name a few

sprinkled in sparingly......you and i both know its 90% boring ranting by ken and arpi about how bad i suck.

[shortnfugly]

no, actually 90% of the posts, from what I can see are lame ass one liners, total digressions of topics that cause them to flaunter and die a sudden death and more irrelevant babble on your part. Way to go champ.....nice job!

[Ken'sPen]

In the spirit of Keyser calling begging for votes, I am POSITIVE this thread has motivated Keyser to contact people and ask them not to post so much from 9-5,
if anyone has an IM , PM, or email to this effect I ask you to post it here.

[Keyser Soze]

yes, please post that i told you not to post.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

when you commit suicide, which way will you do it?

[Mad]

Suicide by cop is always a good one, just make sure you have a CDIH.net t-shirt on.

[Luna]

everytime Keyser posts, I feel a bowel movement coming on...

[Hoon]

Can anyone get one of those or do you have to be part of the bowling team?

[Goatweed]

Suicide by cop is always a good one, just make sure you have a CDIH.net t-shirt on.

if that happened on an episode of Cops, it would be glorious.

[Luna]

Can anyone get one of those or do you have to be part of the bowling team?

wouldn't that be the boweling team?

I wonder what they do.

[Keyser Soze]

perform colonics?

[Ken'sPen]

would Hawty throw herself on the casket?

or is it just fat BLACK chicks that do that?

and Luna..... awful.

[Luna]

and Luna..... awful.

hey hey... they can't all be winners.

[drusilla]

one would be nice

[Ken'sPen]

that scored.....
the smart ass voice in my head thought it....
but love for luna stoped my fingers.

[shortnfugly]

when keyser kills himself, hauty will just snuggle up to sleeper or fbd or gonzo for protection. She'd forget about keyser the minute after she shrugged off the news of his death...

Personally, I think Death by Subway would be a better way to go. less pain, you'll never see it or feel it coming.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

death by thinking too hard.

[GonzoStyle]

I'm at work so I didnt read the thread but an answer to the question posed by ken, I shall refute keysers claim and side that ken being here is great for the board as well as for ken and the poll feature.

[Arpikarhu]

keyser loses again.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

keyser magus, response?