natalie portman on snl

[The Sleeper]

I don't remember saying that

[GonzoStyle]

Because if she showed up at his place wanting to fuck he'd be all "No no.....I don't want to".

he's not desperate like you fucks.

[GonzoStyle]

I don't remember saying that

You were too busy hoping I didnt start jerking off next to you.

[The Sleeper]

the short hair is pretty unflattering

[GonzoStyle]

I agree but nothing was hotter than her in that skin tight white suit in episode 2, complete perfection and an ass to die for.

[The Sleeper]

she was the hottest in Mars Attacks!

[Keyser Soze]

shes a poor mans keira knightly

[HedCold]

i don't think shes ugly, but i don't think shes nearly as hot as everyone makes her out to be

[GonzoStyle]

shes a poor mans keira knightly

You're just poor all around.

[Keyser Soze]

you're better than that

[TheGMANN]

I agree but nothing was hotter than her in that skin tight white suit in episode 2, complete perfection and an ass to die for.

I just don't like how the giant cat thing claws at her and perfectly gives her a belly-shirt. Lil tooooooo convenient if you ask me.

[Galt]

I don't care what you think, I thought it was funny. I laughed. Arpi laughed. That's all that matters.

[The Sleeper]

it's not funny cause it relies on the novelty of natalie portman "gangsta rappin" without any actual content. the reason the chronicles of narnia rap was great was cause the lyrics were actually funny and it wasnt just "look it's white guys rappin LOL"

[Keyser Soze]

i thought the shitting on your face line was gold.

[GonzoStyle]

I agree but nothing was hotter than her in that skin tight white suit in episode 2, complete perfection and an ass to die for.

I just don't like how the giant cat thing claws at her and perfectly gives her a belly-shirt. Lil tooooooo convenient if you ask me.

He scratched her back, she already had the belly shirt, you've been demoted from master.

[Galt]

There were some funny lines, but yes the novelty was that it was little sweet Natalie Portman rapping. And this was nowhere near was good as the Narnia one.

[Keyser Soze]

agreed, still funny tho.

[TheGMANN]

I agree but nothing was hotter than her in that skin tight white suit in episode 2, complete perfection and an ass to die for.

I just don't like how the giant cat thing claws at her and perfectly gives her a belly-shirt. Lil tooooooo convenient if you ask me.

He scratched her back, she already had the belly shirt, you've been demoted from master.

She did not already have the belly shirt. It was a one peice. The rip is slanted yet stylish enough to expose her mid-section.

YOU KNOW NOTHING. How dare you question me!!!

[GonzoStyle]

we shall have to settle this with our lightsabers

[TheGMANN]

Yeah...and it somehow made her ONE PEICE SHIRT conveniently into a trendy belly shirt. Which is what Im trying to say....which I thought was incredibly stupid in the movie.