I'll only be here....

Luna · 03-29-2006, 06:32 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:I'll cum slap your bony ass.

ooooh. you are starting to turn on my large gaping-holed vagina (LOL!), man..... be careful now.

Ken'sPen · 03-29-2006, 06:35 PM

is it true you don't use a diaphram... but a man hole cover...... cause I heard some things.

Luna · 03-29-2006, 06:37 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:is it true you don't use a diaphram... but a man hole cover...... cause I heard some things.

it's true... what you heard is true.

did you hear about Hawt Bawx digging a hole in Keysers goiter and then fucking it with a strap-on? I heard that. Is it true?

Ken'sPen · 03-29-2006, 06:41 PM

I'm thinking it's false....
that's a lot of work, and she strikes me as a lay there like a lifeless corpse type.

Luna · 03-29-2006, 06:42 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:I'm thinking it's false....
that's a lot of work, and she strikes me as a lay there like a lifeless corpse type.

funny, but Keyser strikes me as the same lifeless blob, too... I wonder how they even climax at all.

any ideas?

Ken'sPen · 03-29-2006, 06:44 PM

my guess is that he straps a handmirror on the back of her head and works himself up.

Hoon · 03-29-2006, 06:54 PM

there's a rumor flying around that keyser does his fucking with his custom mookie wilson cleats on

Luna · 03-29-2006, 06:58 PM

Hoon Wrote:there's a rumor flying around that keyser does his fucking with his custom mookie wilson cleats on

shhhh... I heard that is his "meal ticket"

Goatweed · 03-29-2006, 07:13 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:I'll cum slap your bony ass.

careful, remember all the trouble this caused the last time you said it.

Ken'sPen · 03-29-2006, 07:17 PM

your girl got all uppitty if I remember.

Hoon · 03-29-2006, 07:36 PM

>elevator music<

Ken'sPen · 03-29-2006, 07:37 PM

tell me about it.......
they don't appreciate the excitement level required to keep you here.

Hoon · 03-29-2006, 07:42 PM

they are not meeting my requirements, thats for sure.
its my interests in the podcasts that resparked my interest in this place but it looks like thats being scrapped too, now.

Luna · 03-29-2006, 07:47 PM

not for nothing, but it's fun here for me when Hoon and KP are here... mostly because I am not posting at that "other" board anymore and neither does KP....

Black Lazerus · 03-29-2006, 07:48 PM

what other board?

Luna · 03-29-2006, 07:50 PM

Black Lazerus Wrote:what other board?

Hoon, cover your eyes while I reply to Laz....

The DORK'S board.

Keyser Soze · 03-29-2006, 08:23 PM

if luna and ken were to spawn i fear it would look like my goiter.

Ken'sPen · 03-29-2006, 08:33 PM

do you have a picture of this goiter....
I hear it's huge......

does it have a name?

Keyser Soze · 03-29-2006, 08:37 PM

i think part of it is still resting next to mookie wilson, rolls 4 & 5

Ken'sPen · 03-29-2006, 08:51 PM

your posts do suck.....