Damn it.

diceisgod · 03-30-2006, 03:10 AM

Cold Day in Vermont!

Danked · 03-30-2006, 03:31 AM

I didn't get the job at the bookstore I interviewed for up there.

Bastards!

The Sleeper · 03-30-2006, 03:32 AM

work at the waffle haus on mount show

Mad · 03-30-2006, 03:32 AM

You should drive them out of business.

diceisgod · 03-30-2006, 03:47 AM

Danked Wrote:I didn't get the job at the bookstore I interviewed for up there.

Bastards!

Why would you interview for such a menial postion? You must be degreed right? Are you a kook?

Keyser Soze · 03-30-2006, 03:48 AM

mmmmm waffles

drusilla · 03-30-2006, 05:34 AM

this saddens me. just when we started inviting you to georges

diceisgod · 03-30-2006, 11:32 AM

in vermont girls with really big tits come right up, take their top off, and start making out with you

The Painter · 03-30-2006, 11:42 AM

Quote:a 73 year old lady was found guilty of bludgeoning her 78 year old husband to death in their driveway. The jury found her guilty of second degree murder and she's in lock up right now awaiting sentencing. She was actually my friend's next door neighbor.

Maybe you can get her place, cheap.

Hoon · 03-30-2006, 12:30 PM

In sunny vermont..
the flowers don't smell you, you smell the flowers!

Black Lazerus · 03-30-2006, 12:50 PM

In sunny vermont, flowers smell you.

thats how it goes hoon

Hoon · 03-30-2006, 12:54 PM

no it doesn't.

because sunny vermont is the opposite of soviet russia.

in soviet russia, the flowers smell you!
but in sunny vermont, it's much more plesant so, you smell the flowers.
think of sunny vermont as a sort of bizarro soviet russia

Luna · 03-30-2006, 03:35 PM

Goatweed Wrote:Danked's move to Vermont is the reason for Gonzo's absence, I'm sure of it!

ummm... this is going to sound weird, but could somebody check on Gonzo.

I had a very strange dream about him this morning before I woke up... he died. I don't laugh this kinda shit off, so somebody check on him.

Maybe I have been spending too much time here or something stupid like that.

Keyser Soze · 03-30-2006, 03:51 PM

i think he killed himself because you started posting here regularly again.

Luna · 03-30-2006, 03:55 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:i think he killed himself because you started posting here regularly again.

only you could joke about something like that, you're so small and weak.

Keyser Soze · 03-30-2006, 04:00 PM

i tried to bring him back to life but my small weak lungs couldnt resusitate him.

Black Lazerus · 03-30-2006, 04:07 PM

in all honesty if someone from this board dies ... we will be the people making the inappropriate comments at the funeral

Danked · 03-30-2006, 04:10 PM

I'd hide a dollar in Eddie's casket.

Keyser Soze · 03-30-2006, 04:10 PM

that would be a weird introduction to the people there.....hi, i used to post on a message board with __________ , my condolences.

Black Lazerus · 03-30-2006, 04:19 PM

Danked Wrote:I'd hide a dollar in Eddie's casket.

and he still wouldn't find it.