My new co-worker

[Goatweed]

that fishwater looks dirty. ew.

[Mad]

If he'd stop pissing in it, it wouldn't be so dirty.

[Hoon]

you should replace the water with lemonade and stick a crazy straw in it. then you wouldn't have to get up for 10 minutes for a coke.. you'd have a cool refreshing drink on demand!

[Black Lazerus]

where do you work that they went out and bought a fish for the office.?

[Arpikarhu]

where do you work that they went out and bought a fish for the office.?

he bought it, you complete fucking idiot.

[Mad]

Someones cube isn't big enough to share with a fish.

[Arpikarhu]

if you give look at laz's last 100 posts, you will be amazed to discover how many are really stupid questions or comments that make no real sense. i was shocked.

[Mad]

So goes the life of a second class citizen.

[GonzoStyle]

where do you work that they went out and bought a fish for the office.?

he bought it, you complete fucking idiot.

Actually my boss bought it for me, so it's my fish, fuck the office.

[Goatweed]

don't you mean fuck the fish?

[Hoon]

laz - 1
arpi - 0

[Arpikarhu]

laz - 1
arpi - 0

wrong! the fish was still a personal purchase, the point of my calling laz an idiot, you idiot!

[Keyser Soze]

its actually a bad omen when your boss gives you a fish. it means he's gonna whack you.

[Black Lazerus]

laz - 1
arpi - 0

wrong! the fish was still a personal purchase, the point of my calling laz an idiot, you idiot!

when it comes to raise time his boss is going to say " what did you think the fish was"

[GonzoStyle]

I already gots my raise, son!

[Ronin]

where do you work that they went out and bought a fish for the office.?

he bought it, you complete fucking idiot.

Actually my boss bought it for me, so it's my fish, fuck the office.

your boss wants you.

[GonzoStyle]

I wish, he's fuckin loaded.

[Goatweed]

I already gots my raise, son!

:?:

[GonzoStyle]

LOL

[Goatweed]

I hope I wasn't chanelling Gooch with that post.