a miami nig just cost me $75

[drusilla]

i have sleeper's sig blocked. i can't see it. i don't want to either.

[faceman802]

that's ok, you're missing very little...get it very little....hello....is this thing on....anybody....I suck

[GonzoStyle]

That was actually comedy gold compared to the caca you've been hitting us with.

[faceman802]

slash once said I was a .200 hitter so 1 in 5 were comedy gold

[GonzoStyle]

i'd say you're usually a .350 hitter but today you've gone 0-4 with 4 strikeouts and a walk.

[faceman802]

wait wait wait, the roslyn sanchez wasn't a home run?

[Bloody Anus]

Next Time Bloody Anus logs in and searches for his name, he will know that he's been found, and will need to move again.

You've had my name and address for almost a month now and that's all you've been able to uncover?

[Galt]

I'm still in the planning phase.

[Bloody Anus]

I prefer cash, as long as it is well concealed. Money orders are acceptable too, and I'm guessing you won't be sending a personal check that reveals your address. Fan mail is also welcome, but just try and keep it brief.

And I'm going to be moving in a couple of months, so you may want to revise your schedule a bit.

[The Sleeper]

since this thread is topped, i might as well share my football betting history so far. the first number is the wager amount, the second number is the result, paranthesis indicates a loss. amazingly, i'm up $183 so far.

Season Denver (Miss Playoffs) $90 pending
Week 1 MSU, LSU, OSU, Texas Parlay $20 ($20)
Week 1 Saints, Panthers, Patriots Parlay $30 ($30)
Week 2 Redskins, Bucs Money Line Parlay $40 ($40)
Week 3 Louisville, Tennessee, WV Parlay $50 ($50)
Week 4 Jets, Jets/Colts Under, Bills Parlay $40 ($40)
Week 5 Rams, Saints, Browns, Bears Parlay $20 ($20)
Week 5 Packers Halftime, Under Parlay $20 ($20)
Week 6 Rutgers +125 @ Navy $90 $113
Week 6 UM, Chargers Parlay $27.50 $71
Week 6 2 Monday Night Prop Bets $10 ($10)
Week 7 Rutgers +220 @ Pitt $40 $88
Week 7 MSU, Louisville, PSU, Miami 6 pt Teaser $25 ($25)
Week 7 Fresno St +31 @ LSU $10 ($10)
Week 7 GB, Buffalo Money Line Parlay $18 ($18)
Week 8 Steelers -9.5, Chiefs -5.5 Parlay $70 ($70)
Week 8 Clemson 2nd Half Score First $25 ($25)
Week 8 College 10 Team Progressive Parlay $10 ($10)
Week 8 Tennessee, Maryland, Tex/TT Under Parlay $10 ($10)
Week 9 Navy, Alabama, Bengals Parlay $20 ($20)
Week 9 Redskins +145, Bengals +145 Parlay $20 ($20)
Week 10 Rutgers +210 vs Louisville $52.50 $110
Week 10 Penn St. -36.5 vs Temple $40 $38
Week 10 Wake Forest +280, Oregon +300 Parlay $15 ($15)
Week 10 Chiefs -1.5, Over 40, Seahawks -3, Texans +10 $20 ($20)
Week 11 Vanderbilt, Indiana, Maryland, Ok St Money Line Parlay $6 ($6)
Week 11 Navy -31.5 vs Temple $60 $57
Week 11 Rutgers -6.5 @ Cincinatti $7 ($7)
Week 11 Patriots -6 @ Packers $105 $100
Week 11 Matt Leinart 40-1 Most Passing Yards $7 ($7)
Week 12 Texas A&M +400 @ Texas $46 $184
Week 12 San Diego -13.5 vs Oakland $84 ($84)

[Keyser Soze]

texas a&m saved your ass

[The Sleeper]

stephen mcgee #1

[Bloody Anus]

Week 1 Bengals/Chiefs over 46.5 $35 ($35)
Week 2 Redskins +6 @ Cowboys $40 ($40)
Week 5 Ravens +5 @ Broncos $20.50 ($20.50)
Week 6 Seahawks -3 @ Rams $20 ($20)
Week 9 Saints -1 @ Bucs, Chiefs +2.5 @ Rams, Broncos +3 @ Steelers*
Week 11 Colts 0 @ Cowboys $50 ($50)

* Parlay card I filled out while at the Palms but never actually played. Guess what ended up happening?


On a side note, a few weeks ago a friend of a friend of a friend went 9 for 10 on a $50 10-teamer. The next week he played another $50 10-teamer and won. Paid out $45,000 - 33 after taxes. He spent it all within a month on a car, food, and hookers.

[The Sleeper]

i told you to take the pats -6 instead of the colts

[Bloody Anus]

I told you parlays are sucker bets. What are you, 1 for 18? Just think how much more you'd be up without them - or at least if you split them up into separate bets.

[The Sleeper]

notice how i did a lot more straight bets after the midpoint of the season, and i went from being down 220 to up 184.

[Bloody Anus]

Exactly