Most awesome sensation in the universe

[Keyser Soze]

that doesnt quite come close to the sensation of the wax making its delicious journey through your ear canal.

[Galt]

If no one is nice to her, she may leave.

I think she is a valuable asset to this board and makes my reading all that more enjoyable.

If you can't see why I like her and defend her so heartily, then I look down upon you.

[funsnapsdyno]

Thank you Galt.. you seem like a really nice person

[Mad]

Have a pregnant doctor jam a Q-tip down your pee hole then we'll talk about pain.

[diceisgod]

The fucking guy tries to plug every chick that 's been through every board I can remember him being on (bof of them, that is). He's like, hey look at my vocabulary, now let me stick it in yer asspipe.

[funsnapsdyno]

Maybe he can just relate to women.. that's cool <3

[Galt]

It's really sad that only Gonzo understands me.

[Mad]

Till he pushes you in front of a speeding bus.

[The Prodigal Son]

I can see the conversation now:

Galt- "I love how you post. You bring so much wit and grace...so much more than the other mindless dolts that inhabit this board. Plus, your observations are so illuminating, I have had to rethink all of my opinions."

Sanps- "Why thank you Galt. You're such a gentleman."

Galt- "So...you wanna fuck me?"

[funsnapsdyno]

I'm trying hard to keep my legs closed just reading his posts!

[Keyser Soze]

i dont think he wants to fuck her.

[Mad]

Are you a squirter, as in when your cum, you squirt out love juice?

[virgingrrl]

how does one get so much ear wax that it just falls out in clumps?

never in my life has that ever happened.

[funsnapsdyno]

DISCLAIMER

My above comment was a joke before people I know read that...

[diceisgod]

how does one get so much ear wax that it just falls out in clumps?

never in my life has that ever happened.

please refer to q-tip usage above

[virgingrrl]

i use q-tips every day.

and again, that has never, ever, never happened to me.

[The Jays]

you seem disgusted by the phenomenon, it's not like a genital discharge, it's wax.

And man, does it smell soooo good.

[diceisgod]

i use q-tips every day.

and again, that has never, ever, never happened to me.

It's not whether you use them it's how. You must use them correctly or your ear canals' geometric and aerodynamic configuration is such that large accumulation is naturally prevented. However, if you go to the doctors for the first time in a long time, he may look in your ear and go HOLY SHIT like he did with me one time. Then he'll proceed to flush out your ear and a giant clump will fall out much to your surprise. Also you'll be quite surprised to notice how much better you'll hear. Build up happens so slowly you don't even notice it, and it's is so far inside the canal you can't tell it's there.

[GonzoStyle]

It's really sad that only Gonzo understands me.

cause we share a bond now due to the random memories thread and which is also why im not hating you.

[HedCold]

i look forward to having medical insurance again so i can go for this