I is......

[HedCold]

you are one classy individual

[Galt]

So when are you and she going to get matching his and her name tattoos on your necks?

[GonzoStyle]

So when are you and she going to get matching his and her name tattoos on your necks?

we got them on our calves, we got jobs and shit.

[Galt]

1. I would bang your fiance.
2. Were you drunk when you proposed? Sure seems that way.
3. Alkey is an absolute disaster of a person.

[funsnapsdyno]

Since watching the video, I've been trying to rack my brain to figure out the famous person you reminded me of in it...

David Blaine - it's the voice in the video.. cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb4Dd9itgzo

I bet you can levitate.

[drusilla]

Playing the video is blocked at work, but I think it's the wrong video that showed up anyway. I saw a screen cap of it, and it looked like some fratboy in a polo shirt talking to an asian.

I got that snazzy polo shirt especially for the occasion, I wanted to look my sunday best.... or as best as a jew can look on a sunday.

oh yeah, what color is it?

[GonzoStyle]

1. I would bang your fiance.
2. Were you drunk when you proposed? Sure seems that way.
3. Alkey is an absolute disaster of a person.

1. ok
2. yes
3. best man

[GonzoStyle]

Playing the video is blocked at work, but I think it's the wrong video that showed up anyway. I saw a screen cap of it, and it looked like some fratboy in a polo shirt talking to an asian.

I got that snazzy polo shirt especially for the occasion, I wanted to look my sunday best.... or as best as a jew can look on a sunday.

oh yeah, what color is it?

4. hookerface

[drusilla]

i do not believe that is a color

[funsnapsdyno]

For the record, the David Blaine thing was a compliment. But I'll shush up now.. my engagement pressie to GStyle!

[Galt]

For the record, me banging your fiance was also a compliment, and I'm sure she'd take it that way.

[GonzoStyle]

For the record, me banging your fiance was also a compliment, and I'm sure she'd take it that way.

I'll make sure when I repay you for giving me my life back by letting you drop hot loads inside of her. That she actually puts some effort into her apperance instead of throwing on jeans and a t-shirt and saying "who cares, its fuckin pats house, he shits in a bag"

[Mad]

Is Alkey going to have shit in a bag for the rest of his existence?

[GonzoStyle]

Is Alkey going to have shit in a bag for the rest of his existence?

the question is who wouldn't wanna shit in a bag for the rest of their existence?

[drusilla]

Is Alkey going to have shit in a bag for the rest of his existence?

it's up to him when he wants have the reversal surgery. he's waiting on it a bit because he doesn't think he can be bedridden for 6 months right now with baby alkey running around.

[GonzoStyle]

and yes we refer to him as baby alkey at all times, incase you were curious.

[Goatweed]

that's a snazzy shirt.

[The Jays]

It's a nice pink shirt.

Now, does Pat have a drawer dedicated to bandannas or does he keep them in the same drawer as his socks, but just off to the side.

[The Jays]

Take notes people

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1. Slur words.
2. Make sure there's a Jim Norton look a like holding a plastic bat to keep the peace.

[GonzoStyle]

Take notes people

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1. Slur words.
2. Make sure there's a Jim Norton look a like holding a plastic bat to keep the peace.

nothing is gonna top

3. do the tiger fist pump after she says yes
4. come up with a memorable line, "it comes with a box"
5. grind your penis on her to mark your territory