Danger sex - Or, how to make sex no fun

Ken'sPen · 07-11-2002, 02:14 PM

Quote:Then, she wanted to talk and I wanted to crawl up in a ball and cry myself to sleep.

seems like someone is on the precipice of making a major lifestyle choice.

Hey Ladi · 07-11-2002, 02:14 PM

Quote:I couldn't come for the life of me.

It's so nice we are all so comfortable here, we tell each other this stuff :moonie: :lol:

DGW · 07-11-2002, 02:15 PM

Or just hold a gun to your head....either one.

Sean Cold · 07-11-2002, 02:17 PM

Quote:In the future, have her blow you at knifepoint.

Why would I want to turn her on?

Quote:seems like someone is on the precipice of making a major lifestyle choice

Only in your dreams, Fucknut.

Quote:It's so nice we are all so comfortable here, we tell each other this stuff

After some of the shit I have read here, why not?

DGW · 07-11-2002, 02:18 PM

Quote:I couldn't come for the life of me.

They have pills for that

Hey Ladi · 07-11-2002, 02:23 PM

Quote:They have pills for that

Do they? Do they really affect that? I thought it was just to get it up, they never really mention if you pop off or not ... but I guess that is the point.

DGW · 07-11-2002, 02:24 PM

I'm just guessing
You'd think so....no?
What's the pleasure of getting it up if yah can't pop?

Hey Ladi · 07-11-2002, 02:26 PM

"To please my partner" Confused

neak: :moonie: Rolleyes

or some other equally gay line, just to get the chick in the sac :rofl:

Sean Cold · 07-11-2002, 02:28 PM

Quote:Do they? Do they really affect that? I thought it was just to get it up, they never really mention if you pop off or not ... but I guess that is the point

This may be the first and only time we need OAS or Metal to reply to something.

Sluggo · 07-11-2002, 02:28 PM

That's NOT just a line.

Hey Ladi · 07-11-2002, 02:30 PM

Quote:That's NOT just a line.

"Wanna see my flashlight?"

DGW · 07-11-2002, 02:54 PM

Nice shoes

Silera · 07-11-2002, 03:00 PM

Let's have meaningless sex.

Ken'sPen · 07-11-2002, 03:01 PM

Quote:Let's have meaningless sex.

:crackhead: :crackhead: :crackhead: Says the girl doin Alkey.:crackhead: :crackhead: :crackhead:

Hey Ladi · 07-11-2002, 03:04 PM

Recreational sex :fucking: better than vitamins

Buttmunch · 07-11-2002, 03:06 PM

You should stick with the cat and the tuna oil, Sean Wayne Bobbitt.

DGW · 07-11-2002, 03:14 PM

i could go for a nice hand release right about now

Hey Ladi · 07-11-2002, 03:23 PM

Lazy fuck :poke:

DGW · 07-11-2002, 03:44 PM

No fuck
Just a hand release
I feel pent up