Whatever - Just post whatever comes to mind

LZMF1 · 07-12-2002, 02:23 PM

Quote:Dude, does your wife just look at you and shake her head for no reason at all?

all the time

Quote:Fuckin mental midget

I RESEMBLE THAT COMMENT!!!!

Sluggo · 07-12-2002, 02:26 PM

I think I need to go change his password... Confused

uicide:

Sean Cold · 07-12-2002, 02:27 PM

It should really be a fuckin crime that you are allowed to roam free in this world. How many times have you walked by Burger King's Playground and just shout "Oh Oh Oh Oh" at the very sight of the ball pit?

I am willing to bet ten bucks this fool watches spongebob squarepants every chance he gets.

Can anyone else picture him answering the TV when a question is asked?

LZMF1 · 07-12-2002, 02:29 PM

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS RULES!!!!!!!!!

Ken'sPen · 07-12-2002, 02:32 PM

LZ is laughing... he said right now he is at home drinking a Grey Goose Bloody Mary made with choice black and white peppercorns purchased from dean and deluca out of a bacarac crystal glass and laughing at us all.

Sean Cold · 07-12-2002, 02:34 PM

Quote:LZ is laughing... he said right now he is at home drinking a Grey Goose Bloody Mary made with choice black and white peppercorns purchased from dean and deluca out of a bacarac crystal glass and laughing at us all.

Is this before or after he performs open hear surgery? Or is it after his noon squash meet at the club?

LZMF1 · 07-12-2002, 02:34 PM

now that was funny!

and i'm watching nickelodeon on my 55" HDTV!!!!!!!

Sean Cold · 07-12-2002, 02:37 PM

Quote:and i'm watching nickelodeon on my 55" HDTV!!!!!!!

CARE? Does having a large tv make you feel all kinds of warm and fuzzy inside? You probally have a clapper hooked up to it so you don't have to strain your two brain cells with those highly confusing words like ON and OFF.

LZMF1 · 07-12-2002, 02:38 PM

hey, that's a good idea!

thanks sean.

NaughtyAngel · 07-12-2002, 02:55 PM

Quote:You probally have a clapper hooked up to it so you don't have to strain your two brain cells with those highly confusing words like ON and OFF.

you can do that?!??!?!?!

LZMF1 · 07-12-2002, 03:01 PM

vrrooooom!!!!!!

i dunno, but i'll try it

IrishAlkey · 07-12-2002, 03:03 PM

This is Silera:
I'm drunk.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

:bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:

NaughtyAngel · 07-12-2002, 03:04 PM

VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOM

LZMF1 · 07-12-2002, 03:06 PM

sorry i didn't put that extra "ooomph!" in that last vrroooomm.
i have something to do later and i'm not looking foward to it. wakes stink!

Arthur Dent · 07-12-2002, 03:08 PM

Quote:Does having a large tv make you feel all kinds of warm and fuzzy inside?

That would be the radiation from sitting six inches away with a bowl of cereal in his lap.

NaughtyAngel · 07-12-2002, 03:14 PM

Quote:This is Silera:
I'm drunk.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

ITS FUCKING 11:30 YOU FUCKIng ALCOHOLIC

LZMF1 · 07-12-2002, 03:15 PM

hmmmmmmm.....there's a bottle of vox vodka in my freezer beckoning me right now.

Ken'sPen · 07-12-2002, 03:17 PM

what is the brand of freezer...and what is the model number on the HDTV,
you are starting to slip LZ.

LZMF1 · 07-12-2002, 03:20 PM

sub-zero freezer
mitsubishi 1080 HDTV

happy now?

oh check this out.......<div align="center">
Offbeat News
Friday, July 12, 2002
Sesame Street to Introduce HIV-Positive Muppet

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Sesame Street will soon introduce its
first HIV-positive Muppet character to children of South
Africa, where one in nine people have the virus that can lead
to AIDS.
The upbeat female Muppet will join "Takalani Sesame" on
Sept. 30 for its third season on the South African Broadcasting
Corp.
The character -- which has yet to have a name or final
color or form -- will travel to many if not all of the eight
other nations that air versions of the educational children's
show that began in the United States in 1969, said Joel
Schneider, vice president and senior adviser to the Sesame
Street Workshop.
Schneider said talks are under way to introduce an
HIV-positive character to U.S. viewers.
Schneider announced the new character this week at the 14th
International AIDS Conference in Barcelona, Spain, where he
spoke by telephone Thursday.
"This character will be fully a part of the community,"
Schneider said. "She will have high self-esteem. Women are
often stigmatized about HIV and we are providing a good role
model as to how to deal with one's situation and how to
interact with the community."
The program is aimed at children from 3 to 7 and the
messages delivered by the new character will be "appropriate,"
said Schneider, meaning that there will be no explicit mention
of sex.
"Not every show will deal explicitly with HIV/AIDS,"
Schneider said. "We want to show that here is an HIV-positive
member of our community who you can touch and interact with.
"We will be very careful to fashion our messages so they
are appropriate to the age group. What do I do when I cut my
finger? What do I do when you cut your finger? That sort of
thing."
"Takalani Sesame" will be the second children's show in
South Africa to have an HIV-positive character. But it is
believed to be the first among shows designed for preschoolers,
said Beatrice Chow, spokeswoman for the Sesame Street Workshop
in New York.
In some parts of South Africa, 40 percent of women of
child-bearing age are infected with HIV, and in 2000, about 40
percent of adult deaths in South Africa were attributed to
AIDS, according to the State Department.</div>

how funny is that!?!?!? a muppet with the HIV!!!!!

Sean Cold · 07-12-2002, 03:24 PM

Quote:i have something to do later and i'm not looking foward to it. wakes stink!

I had no idea they could actually bury one's common sense.