I'd change my last name to Statler.
He was one of the old guy in the balcony on the Muppet Show who would just sit there with his buddy and make fun of everything that happened
I like my board name, I think I still hold the record for shortest name :bouncer:
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
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HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
just to piss doc off i have changed my mind. call me H
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
Kezer Soze when I need to take a shit with an asshole that wide I can save huge amounts of time. Forget the sports section I could just read "Daily News" and be done.
boodadude Wrote:Kezer Soze when I need to take a shit with an asshole that wide I can save huge amounts of time. Forget the sports section I could just read "Daily News" and be done.
Dude, that would be a tough fucking name to fit on the back of your checks
boodadude Wrote:Kezer Soze when I need to take a shit with an asshole that wide I can save huge amounts of time. Forget the sports section I could just read "Daily News" and be done.
Dude, that would be a tough fucking name to fit on the back of your checks