Clerks 2: The Passion of the Clerks

[Black Lazerus]

i never saw mallrats, I thought Dogma was funny as hell.

[Keyser Soze]

my judgement is clouded by the novelty factor of him being from the same area i grew up in.

[GonzoStyle]

It's not as bad as stallones proposed Rocky 6.

[drusilla]

I'd prefer that over Hudson Hawk 2

why must you always go back there?

[QuickStop]

clerks...bad acting at points. good acting in others. great script. jeff andersen was awesome in it.

Malltars : other than jason lee, mallrats had the worst cast and acting (that London character, forlani). if it werent for jason lee, who makes that movie a classic in my mind, im almost sure i would hate it.

Chasing Amy : affleck doesnt bother me in this. good story, a lot of good moments with some pretty good acting.

Dogma : his smartest movie, even with all the dick jokes. Best cast (barely beats JSBSB with Will Ferrell). i like how it took subjects that were normally serious to most and was able to make jokes about them without making fun of them....i worded that terribly.

JSBSB : moves along really well. jason mewes was really funny. will ferrell. stupidest movie he made but still really funny.

Jersey Girl : havent seen it yet....not really sure if i want to.

[FoundryJJ]

It's not as bad as stallones proposed Rocky 6.

Oh god i hope that never gets released. it was bad enough that they made a 5th rocky 14 years ago.

[Hawt Baux]

Bad idea, i have little faith in him to actually make this work without it being his most obnoxious, repetetive movie to date. All the films he's made with the main character actors(Lee, Affleck, Adams, Mewes) were ok, just ok...nothing to write home about., so i can't imagine this being any better.

For me, i notice that nothing really makes the movie watchable except for the "stand out" character, which is pretty much always the best friend role.


Also, Dogma sucked.

[drusilla]

i really hate how everyone always says that dogma was the best. i really didn't enjoy it the first time. i guess it has gotten less annoying. but as an athiest, i really just don't give a crap about any of that shit.

[HedCold]

i always disliked chasing amy and dogma

[drusilla]

you have made me very proud today

[GonzoStyle]

How can you hate a movie that has George Carlin play a priest?

[HedCold]

i hate when there are rambling monologues and speeches, and in both of those movies its more like kevin smith is trying to show off he can use big words in his script and preach his point of view. whoopideedoo

i prefer just the dick jokes

[Black Lazerus]

You must loath Dennis Miller.

[HedCold]

most of the time

[drusilla]

You must loath Dennis Miller.

i actually love dennis miller (well, old early 90's good dennis miller). but as for theatrical comedies, i prefer dick jokes.

[The Sleeper]

I just put up my chasing amy poster

[GonzoStyle]

You must loath Dennis Miller.

I used to love dennis miller but its like he chose to move to MSNBC and become intentionally unfunny and change all his political views and fuckin kiss up to the same people he bashed for a decade.

I mean first off MSNBC lost all respectability when they hired fuckin John McEnroe to host a show, who gives a fuck about Johnny Mac's fuckin opinion on the Bush administrations stance on the enviorment or what he thinks about the election period.

[Arpikarhu]

You must loath Dennis Miller.

I used to love dennis miller but its like he chose to move to MSNBC and become intentionally unfunny and change all his political views and fuckin kiss up to the same people he bashed for a decade.

I mean first off MSNBC lost all respectability when they hired fuckin John McEnroe to host a show, who gives a fuck about Johnny Mac's fuckin opinion on the Bush administrations stance on the enviorment or what he thinks about the election period.

ditti, ditto, and ditto!

[GonzoStyle]

I can just pitcure the fuckin meeting.

Oh man this miller thing didnt help as much as we thought, hes kinda fuckin gay, we need someone with some edge, someone unpredictable...

yeah like fuckin johnny mac....

yeah someone like him but with some political background and understanding of world events...

yeah.... johnny mac.... people will simply tune in out of morbid curiosity and if it works great if not we fire him and blame it on the fact that hes crazy.

yeah but he's not a political analyst.. he's never even like hosted a show... or even been in entertainment period.

HE WAS IN MR. DEEDS!!!

GET FUCKIN MCENROE ON THE PHONE THEN!!!


well I think thats how it went, not sure about the cursing though.

[crx girl]

.. he's never even like hosted a show... or even been in entertainment period.

didn't he host some game show for like, a minute?