07-12-2002, 03:24 PM
mine's been dead and buried for years
07-12-2002, 03:29 PM
Quote:he's a retarded attention whore...now <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>that</span> <span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>is</span> <span style='font-size:37pt;line-height:100%'>funny!!!!</span> hmmmm......... all of a sudden, i'm the attention whore! Edited By LZMF1 on July 12 2002 at 11:33
07-12-2002, 04:00 PM
I sitting here at my desk and staring at the monitor right now. I went to sleep way too late last night, and my wake up call never came this morning (slacker). I've decided that despite the oodles of work I'm supposed to get done today that I'm not going to. Instead, this day is going to be spent fucking off. I already came in an hour and a half late. I plan to take an hour an a half lunch, and then leave an hour and a half early. That leaves me with a 3 1/2 hour day to try and fill with doing nothing. Anyone have any ideas on how to fully maximize my slacking capabilities?
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07-12-2002, 04:01 PM
may, IM me and i'll let you in on all of my secrets, i have slacking down to a science!
07-12-2002, 04:03 PM
May's gonna get fired...:disappointed:
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07-12-2002, 04:04 PM
the trick is........make it look as though you're really busy while you're doing absolutely nothing!!!!
07-12-2002, 04:15 PM
Yeah the confused look, like LZMF has when putting his sneakers on
07-12-2002, 04:23 PM
I didn't realize that velcro was that confusing. :clueless:
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07-12-2002, 04:25 PM
that shit is tough, don't your biking kix have velcro on 'em?
07-12-2002, 04:32 PM
WOOOOOOO Page 3! I rule! :lookatme:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
07-12-2002, 04:40 PM
Quote:I didn't realize that velcro was that confusing.No, but he get's his R's and L's mixed up.
07-12-2002, 04:53 PM
well, i'm off for work right now. i'm planning on having a nice relaxing day with no hissy fits :fuggin:
07-12-2002, 05:08 PM
I remember when magoo started this a long time ago in a galaxy stuck in a egomaniacal teens ego. Makes me miss magoo...... :disappointed:
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07-12-2002, 06:00 PM
:bah:
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07-13-2002, 05:37 AM
Quote:well, i'm off for work right now. i'm planning on having a nice relaxing day with no hissy fitsso much for no hissy fits and i think i left out half a container of chicken salad when i left. now, do i keep my mouth shut and let somebody else get yelled at for it? or should i go back, sneak into the park and put it away? or just own up and pay for it?...
07-14-2002, 03:07 AM
so, did you fess up or let someone else take the blame?
07-14-2002, 03:33 AM
actually i just talked to my boss and he didn't mention it, so i guess maybe i put it away after all. he did fire one of my favourite waiters though :crackhead:
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