It's on right now that part! - Guess this GREAT movie...

[diceisgod]

"Don't open the briefcase it's full of fresh fruit!"

[diceisgod]

"You don't even know what DiMaggio hit this year....What kind of an asshole are you?"

[GonzoStyle]

Mickey Mantle don't pay the rent!

[diceisgod]

"Oh yeah, man-no...she mine now."

[diceisgod]

"These guys go from zero to 'Hi Yo!' to VIOLENCE...*<snap>*...like that!"

[Galt]

Is this movie Stranger than Fiction?

[diceisgod]

Nope. But the last two quotes are from the same movie.

[diceisgod]

"Lu' a' da'....uh jo-ngky."

[diceisgod]

"Me...I alway tell da' trut'...eee-ven when I lie."

"So say goodnigh'...to da ba' guy...las-time you gon' see-a ba-guy li' dis le' me tell you."

[diceisgod]

"ARE YOU CLEEEEAN!?!...ARE YOU SLOPPY N' WET?!?!?...YOUUU STUUUPID..."

[diceisgod]

"I might break you in, but I'd make you my dog's bitch."

[diceisgod]

"I'm responsible for your life while you're out in the field"

"Well I hope you're up to it, Old Timer, because there's a lot of people out there who'd like to see me dead"

"They're not all: out there"

[diceisgod]

"YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAWWWW!"

(I just absolutely LOVE that country-boy bar music & scene w/ the big tit blonde girl just bobbin around like a fuckin' wildebeast in 48hrs)

[diceisgod]

"Is Cory in some kind of trouble or something?"

"I dunno you tell me."

"Well, she didn't metnion anything to me."

"What's that piss ya off?

[diceisgod]

"Spitting's a dirt habit."

"I know a worse one."

[Gooch]

"Spitting's a dirt habit."

"I know a worse one."

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

[diceisgod]

"NORDBERG, YOU GET BACK HERE!"

"Frank, it's a boy!"

"YEAH I KNOW!"

[diceisgod]

"Thats a very nice chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina."

[diceisgod]

"She's as much of a fairy princess as I am."

[diceisgod]

"After I blow a hole in sumbody and slip around in their guts, I always like to....make balloon animals."