No topic - So it's impossible to defile

Arthur Dent · 05-09-2002, 03:24 PM

Happiness is like peeing yourself. Everybody can see it but only you can feel its warmth.

NaughtyAngel · 05-09-2002, 03:31 PM

this thread wouldve been more funny if no one replied to it

Hybrid · 05-09-2002, 03:41 PM

is it peanut butter jelly time yet?

Arthur Dent · 05-09-2002, 03:41 PM

Some of my colleagues think that the chemicals we are experimenting with could potentially cause brain damage, however I think that fish crunchy bits of salami my new red hippie noodle. Naked pool frogs?

Hybrid · 05-09-2002, 03:43 PM

I love bark flippers on my mouse white cup bologna? booger

Arthur Dent · 05-09-2002, 03:56 PM

In the name of the Old Man, The Kid, and the Spook, Amen.

Hybrid · 05-09-2002, 04:01 PM

why else would dolphins play saxophone?

Sluggo · 05-09-2002, 04:05 PM

Quote:this thread wouldve been more funny if no one replied to it

When it was first posted...
I tried to figure how to mass pm everyone and stop them from replying...
Ken is steadilly moving in on LZ's territory.
Fuck off.

Arthur Dent · 05-09-2002, 04:09 PM

Quote:So it's impossible to defile

A murmur ran through the court before the bailiff could grab it, then it jumped up and bit judge Webster on the nose.

Hybrid · 05-09-2002, 04:09 PM

JUDGE WEBSTER STOLE MY GARAGE DOOR

Arthur Dent · 05-09-2002, 04:13 PM

A watched clock never boils.

Silence is not always golden... sometimes it is yellow.

Hybrid · 05-09-2002, 04:18 PM

Karaoke Budha would be a cool band name

Hey Ladi · 05-09-2002, 04:19 PM

What is the average air speed velocity of an unlaiden Swalow?

Arthur Dent · 05-09-2002, 04:21 PM

I don't hear you laughing!!!!!!

Oh wait, this computer doesn't have speakers. My bad.

ERROR 666: Armageddon detected. Please restart universe and try again.

Ken'sPen · 05-09-2002, 04:21 PM

African or European?

Sluggo · 05-09-2002, 04:23 PM

I don't know...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hey Ladi · 05-09-2002, 04:25 PM

Help Help I'm being oppressed! Now you can see the violence inherent in the system!

Hybrid · 05-09-2002, 04:26 PM

FLYING HIPPO'S! THEY ARE DROPPING DUCK SAUCE ON MARS! HIDE AND GO SEEK!

Arthur Dent · 05-09-2002, 04:30 PM

The future will be better tomorrow. - Dan Quayle

A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.

Hybrid · 05-09-2002, 04:32 PM

crack addicts love franks and beans