How do you take it? - Besides in the ass....

Hey Ladi · 05-01-2002, 05:25 PM

Quote:usually pushups and situps wake me

Psychopath!!

All this talk of coffe, I want more!

SexxyNette · 05-01-2002, 05:59 PM

Gad damn, I cant see how all of you coffee addicts do it. I cannot bring myself to sip coffee of any kind or flavor with getting physically ill, rolling on the floor from the pain ill. Personally I wake up with poland spring or juice ( yea, im a vegetarian freak someone mentioned before ) and exercise, which consists of running with the dog. Actually, its sometimes running to avoid having my flesh being dragged along the pavement.

Quote:i stop there for java

And my o my Snuka dear, I did not know you took a liking to Java!! Girl you need to not put it all out in the open like that. Do you also let everyone know where you get your ass waxed and massaged as well :moonie: :moonie: :fucking:

JIMMYSNUKA · 05-01-2002, 07:57 PM

Quote:And my o my Snuka dear, I did not know you took a liking to Java!! Girl you need to not put it all out in the open like that. Do you also let everyone know where you get your ass waxed and massaged as well

No i dont thank you....and you promised you would never tell. get back to those excersises :-p

Grumpy · 05-01-2002, 08:05 PM

Quote:Do you also let everyone know where you get your ass waxed and massaged as well

He hasn't shared that info with everyone yet but I am privey to it. He gets his ass waxed by following the paving trucks on the highway. he waits for them to throw down some fresh asphalt and sits on it til it cools and then gets up. Viola - no more ass hair ANDDDDDD he gets a tan/burn out of the deal. The massage comes afterwards when the cops show up and beat every inch of his body with the billy clubs.

JIMMYSNUKA · 05-01-2002, 08:08 PM

Quote:The massage comes afterwards when the cops show up and beat every inch of his body with the billy clubs.

thats the best part...i have them concentrate thier efforts on my sack. once i blow my load they usually stop...sometimes i video some of them beating me and use it as blackmail. if they dont leave thier kids windows open at night...off to court we go.

SexxyNette · 05-01-2002, 09:16 PM

Holy Crap!!! Grumpy I am totally picturing someone with wooly mammoth ass squating in fresh wet cement in order to remove ass hair. I guess he does it because the waxing salons charge extra for the matted hair, wet cement has no preference to knots.

I guess it makes for a more relaxing day to start your morning off with no ass bush