The mike tyson show

GonzoStyle · 05-06-2002, 06:32 AM

I was watching ESPN over the weekend and heard the greatest idea ever!!!

With the heyday of talk shows in decline as of late. To shoot a reguvination of life into the bloodflow of our thirst for the content feeling in our deprived pathetic lives. Of having some sollice that someone elses life is worse off than ours can ever be. We need a new show and a host for the millenium.

Whom better than Mike Tyson?

Imagine the Mike Tyson show, the possibilities are endless. The fuckin guy just gave an interview thatblew my mind. Just when you think he's toped himself, he goes and pulls off one better. Who can beat a line like

"Lennox made me feel like a shithead, but that is ok cause I am gonna make him pay with his health. I'm gonna splatter his fuckin brains allover the ring when I punish him."

or

"I wanna share my pain with you fuckin people cause you deserve it. I wanna stomp your testicles. I wanna punch the thoats of your fuckin children. How does it make you feel that a nigger like me makes more money than you and you're white... Freedom? The only freedom a nigger knows is death."

If you thought the springer show was off the wall and outrageous. Fights? I don't think fights will be a problem, moronic dialouge that keeps you glued to the screen? No problem. Final thoughts, do we even need to go into what Tysons final thoughts might be?

It may be a short lived show and like his fighting career may not make it past the 1st round but imagine the fun.

Who would need security on the show?

crx girl · 05-06-2002, 06:42 AM

:helpme: hi gonzy :-D

what i would love to see would be a "the tyson" show, a la "the osbournes" of course the series finale would come about when he has to be shot down to prevent further mawlings after he goes on a child eating rampage...but, come on, who wouldn't watch that?

GonzoStyle · 05-06-2002, 06:46 AM

Imagine trying to win a prize by guessing the word of the day?

"Ludacwis"

Another great quote from this weeks interview I forgot.

"I am angelic, yet I am still scum... I never thought I'd live this long, or make so much money and fornicate with so many beautiful women."

crx girl · 05-06-2002, 07:15 AM

Quote:"I am angelic, yet I am still scum... I never thought I'd live this long, or make so much money and fornicate with so many beautiful women."

so, in other words, they've already won Rolleyes

IkeaBoy · 05-06-2002, 07:27 AM

Maybe he'll be Clinton's Co-host. I can't wait for the "Bitches We Force-Aborted" Episode

TheGMANN · 05-06-2002, 07:29 AM

I agree. Give Iron Mike his own show. Who in their right mind would not tune in to see what the fuck he was gonna do on there. Fuck Bill Clinton....why would I wanna see his old ass on tv! Give Mike the 50 million!

IkeaBoy · 05-06-2002, 07:35 AM

I'm just picturing him sitting behind a desk in a suit and tie doing a Letterman-esque tie loosening and I want to greenlight this bastard ASAP

Sir O · 05-06-2002, 07:58 AM

Tyson=Ratings!

Seriously, is there anything more entertaining in this world than a Mike Tyson rant? The guy is just such a motherfucking psycho that you have to listen to every word he says, just because what he says is so out there and against the grain that it's almost genius in its stupidity.

Just think of the "I'll eat your children" line. From anyone else, it's nonsensical posturing. But from Tyson, it's interesting and comical, because you really can picture Iron Mike nibbling on roasted infant thigh.

Ratings Gold, I say!

Keyser Soze · 05-06-2002, 02:34 PM

This is genius. It would be a travesty if this man is not given a show yesterday. I would arrange my life in order to never miss an episode of the Mike Tyson show. It would be bigger than Survivor or Millionaire in their primes multiplied by infinity.

I want it now.

05-06-2002, 02:39 PM

mike tyson is a scary man. i think he is full of the devil

Hey Ladi · 05-06-2002, 02:41 PM

Good morning BOB, welcome Rolleyes

Ken'sPen · 05-06-2002, 02:43 PM

He could do a bit where they bring in the animal specialists,
and instead of them bringing in cute fuzzy animals,
they could try to trap Mike...
in three minutes or less.

05-06-2002, 02:44 PM

How did you all get those pictures with your posts, they are cool!!

NaughtyAngel · 05-06-2002, 02:47 PM

bob who the fuck is bob?

Keyser Soze · 05-06-2002, 02:47 PM

better yet let mike bring in his own animals and watch his saber toofed tiger get him pinned down forcing mike to stay in one position for the next several episodes.

Skitchr4u · 05-06-2002, 02:47 PM

i think we should have ken be the first guest...and see what happens when ken isn't funny enough for mike

Ken'sPen · 05-06-2002, 02:48 PM

I am going to ignore that skitch.....
and how do you make the pictures in the posts?????

Skitchr4u · 05-06-2002, 02:54 PM

what picture ken? was that supposed to be funny? you are failing miserably

Ken'sPen · 05-06-2002, 02:57 PM

Quote:How did you all get those pictures with your posts, they are cool!!

Skitchr4u · 05-06-2002, 02:59 PM

tupid: