I Need A Job

Maynard · 05-20-2002, 08:21 PM

I just got fucking fired!!!! That cocksucking piece of dogshit motherfucker!!! He never gives me shit to do then says I spend too much time on the internet. He quotes the amount of time that I spend on this website. Then tells me that today is my last day here.

Motherfucker!!

Does anyone know of any computer jobs available in their company? I can send a resume after I revise it tonight.

Arpikarhu · 05-20-2002, 08:21 PM

wow, i am really sorry dude. now is your chance to go to art school. good luck:thumbs-up:

Keyser Soze · 05-20-2002, 08:24 PM

It was only a matter of time before someone got canned over this site. Maymay, send me your resume and i'll see what I can do.

PollyannaFlower46 · 05-20-2002, 08:25 PM

Actually, I think there is a MIS position available at my company, but it's a not for profit, and it pays crappy...and the woman you would have to work with is demonic...with those warnings given, let me know if you want the info.

OAS · 05-20-2002, 08:25 PM

I got a notice from our corporate IT last week about the number of inappropriate sites I was visiting (all of them were linked to pics posted here). We will all loose our jobs due to this place. Sorry Maymay.

Hey Ladi · 05-20-2002, 08:29 PM

This is my nightmare :disappointed: Sorry Maynard, good luck. Hide stinky food in his office before you go.

JIMMYSNUKA · 05-20-2002, 08:30 PM

that really blows may.......sorry to hear it.

Silera · 05-20-2002, 08:35 PM

I'm sorry honey. :disappointed:

Luna · 05-20-2002, 08:35 PM

Summer's coming collect unemployment and lay out in the sun.

I'm sorry you lost your job Maymay. :-(

Arpikarhu · 05-20-2002, 08:36 PM

arpikarhu: really sorry dude
jshoejr: i feel like a dick
arpikarhu: why?
jshoejr: cause.....
jshoejr: i didnt get fired
arpikarhu: you dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jshoejr: LMAO
jshoejr: but now i feel bad for saying i did

Maynard · 05-20-2002, 08:36 PM

OK, even I feel like a dick now.

No, I didn't really get fired. But I am looking for a new job.

Anyone want to hire a housebroken computer guy that sits and surfs the internet all day while avoiding work?

JIMMYSNUKA · 05-20-2002, 08:37 PM

so you have any kids you can bring to my house?

Sluggo · 05-20-2002, 08:38 PM

Collect, and get the bike shop to pay you off the books till unemployment runs out...Then go on the books with lots o' money in the bank.

JIMMYSNUKA · 05-20-2002, 08:39 PM

I OFFICIALLY TAKE BACK MY "SORRY" :fuckoff:

Keyser Soze · 05-20-2002, 08:41 PM

I love when Sluggo doesnt read the whole thread. I thought you and May were tight, you didn't know he was lying the whole time??

The Sleeper · 05-20-2002, 08:41 PM

HAHAHAHAHA, don't all you people who said sorry feel like such losers now. :rofl:

Ken'sPen · 05-20-2002, 08:42 PM

PLEASE JOIN ME IN MY ANGER THREAD TO PAY TRIBUTE TO THIS ASS.

Hey Ladi · 05-20-2002, 08:42 PM

hmmmm........ weren't you one of the ones that didn't like being lied to a few weeks ago.....

Quote:Summer's coming collect unemployment and lay out in the sun.

This possibility keeps me coming back. :thumbs-up:

I want a new job, but I don't know what I want to do, so I can't look.

Sluggo · 05-20-2002, 08:42 PM

HAHAHAHA...Now you're still stuck in that shithole...
I hope you fucking rot away there.

Maynard · 05-20-2002, 08:43 PM

Quote:HAHAHAHA...Now you're still stuck in that shithole...
I hope you fucking rot away there.

I probably will. That's what scares me. Undecided