R. kelly - If you were him

AdolescentMasturbator · 06-06-2002, 10:26 PM

If you were R. Kelly would have fucked that chick? I would have fucked her but I wouldn't be a fucking retard and videotaped it.

Discuss.

Maynard · 06-06-2002, 11:19 PM

I would have fucked her and videotaped it, then killed her and buried her right next to that bitch Chandra. Then I would have burned the video but only after releasing it on the internet (blocking out my face of course).

The Sleeper · 06-06-2002, 11:27 PM

If I were him I would kill myself cause I couldn't deal with sucking so badly.

virgingrrl · 06-06-2002, 11:29 PM

yeah, i'd fuck her...oh wait..what? Undecided

Sephiroth · 06-07-2002, 12:19 AM

HE FUCKING PISSED ON HER

PISSED
ON
HER

WHAT THE FUCK !?!?

Sluggo · 06-07-2002, 12:28 AM

I have yet to see any of said video tape...
I will reserve any comment until I have witnessed the alleged perversion.

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Cunt-Twat · 06-07-2002, 12:32 AM

how much do you think he gave her to deny everything?

AdolescentMasturbator · 06-07-2002, 01:25 AM

Anyone who says they haven't seen it is a lying sack of shit. I know this board if filled with curious bastards that want to see that shit.

fbd · 06-07-2002, 01:27 AM

i am, yet i am not a lying sack of shit.i honestly am too lazy to look for it, even though look is basically sign onto any file sharer or im any of half the board

Sephiroth · 06-07-2002, 01:33 AM

Quote:how much do you think he gave her to deny everything?

Not enough it seems.

AdolescentMasturbator · 06-07-2002, 01:34 AM

How hard is it to go onto any file sharing program. Type in "r kelly sex" and hit the download button.

Sluggo · 06-07-2002, 01:41 AM

I have more important things to do with my time...
Probably seen it already on National Geographic...

fbd · 06-07-2002, 01:42 AM

i know its easy, but the only thing i have on this computer is audio galaxy, and i'm too lazy to go down to the desktop where kazalite and direct connect are

The Sleeper · 06-07-2002, 01:46 AM

I could care less about it

LZMF1 · 06-07-2002, 01:50 AM

funny stuff....my buddy bought a VHS copy and lent it to me. those girls are young as hell and it was too funny when he pissed on the 1 chick!!!

AdolescentMasturbator · 06-07-2002, 01:52 AM

LIARS...you all want to see r. kelly piss on a 14 year old.

LZMF1 · 06-07-2002, 01:58 AM

like i said, that was funny as hell!!!

IkeaBoy · 06-07-2002, 02:00 AM

Quote:LIARS...you all want to see r. kelly piss on a 14 year old.

Actually I want to get a 14 year old girl to piss on me.

And you know any sentence he gets will be harsher than that handed down to catholic priests.

Edited By IkeaBoy on June 06 2002 at 10:02

AdolescentMasturbator · 06-07-2002, 02:01 AM

I don't know that I believe i can fly song must have gotten him a shitload of money to hire a good lawyer.

LZMF1 · 06-07-2002, 02:03 AM

he needs to hire johnny cochran so he can use the chewbacca defense!