What does ken's pen get from - The girls on the board?

LZMF1 · 06-10-2002, 05:31 AM

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the heisman..........in case you don't understand, let's say for example: you're at a bar and you see a chick that you know you have abso-fucking-lutely no chance in hell to hook up with her, but you try to kick it to her anyway. and as you start walking in her direction she notices you and she switches from the "i'm good looking and i know it" mode to "sniper" mode. all in anticipation of shooting you down hard! you walk up to her and make a feeble and futile attempt to chit chat with her and she just dismisses you without saying a word. if you have experienced that then you have been given the heisman.

Maynard · 06-10-2002, 05:41 AM

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HedCold · 06-10-2002, 05:56 AM

even inkgrrl 'heismanned' ken?

thats rough

OAS · 06-10-2002, 12:21 PM

Ken could have cash in hand, with a performance bonus and a crack whore would heisman Ken.

Metalfan · 06-10-2002, 12:39 PM

Corpses (no not Corpse, though I'm sure he would too) would Heisman Ken :rofl:

Sluggo · 06-10-2002, 01:12 PM

Who is this Ken you speak of?

Ken'sPen · 06-10-2002, 01:17 PM

This is all I will say on this matter:
Empirical data suggests a direct correlation between how good looking a girl is and how strong her friendship is with teh Ken.

so there.... muhhhhhhh:-p

Sluggo · 06-10-2002, 01:19 PM

Quote:friendship

Key word...

Ken'sPen · 06-10-2002, 01:21 PM

have I ever claimed anything else.......

with the exception of my special someone.......;-)

virgingrrl · 06-10-2002, 01:30 PM

:lol:

Ken'sPen · 06-10-2002, 01:32 PM

I think I will not be betraying any secret in announcing.....

VG is not my special someone.

virgingrrl · 06-10-2002, 01:33 PM

Quote:I think I will not be betraying any secret in announcing.....

VG is not my special someone

ahhhh fuck me! im not? gah damn, now im oh so sad.:lol:

Ken'sPen · 06-10-2002, 01:37 PM

I haven't given up hope VG,
some day you will give me the Ken Heisman.......
That's where you spike me to the ground after we score.:loveya:

Maynard · 06-10-2002, 02:18 PM

Quote:ahhhh fuck me!

OK! :fucking:

Ken'sPen · 06-10-2002, 02:20 PM

shouldn't we try to funnel hatred for Ken into at MOST five threads???
This topic surely could have been covered in the one I suck dog shit in.

Maynard · 06-10-2002, 02:23 PM

Quote:This topic surely could have been covered in the one I suck dog shit in.

No, you see, this isn't a hatred thread. This is a thread highlighting the fact that you're a geek and you try and hit on every girl on the board above and beyond playfulness.

The other thread is for pure hatred. The kind that runs through your veins and bubbles out your pores.

Ken'sPen · 06-10-2002, 02:23 PM

ahhhhhhhh thanks for clearing that up.........

LZMF1 · 06-10-2002, 02:24 PM

Quote:The other thread is for pure hatred. The kind that runs through your veins and bubbles out your pores.

well said.

Hey Ladi · 06-10-2002, 02:46 PM

So that's what that smell is... Hatred....

I thought it was despiration

LZMF1 · 06-10-2002, 03:44 PM

ladi, it's a combination of the two. pure hatred(from everyone) with a sprinkling of desparation(from ken)