What if you were born somewhere else?

Maynard · 06-11-2002, 02:40 AM

Where would you want to have been born?

I think England would be cool, cause then I'd have a cool Sean Connery accent.

Or maybe Scotland so I'd sound like William Wallace.

Galt · 06-11-2002, 02:43 AM

Australia RULES

Maynard · 06-11-2002, 02:45 AM

Quote:Australia RULES

Yeah, but they say G'Day Mate.

And tha'ts just gay.

Galt · 06-11-2002, 02:48 AM

Australian chicks are HOT.

The other one for hot chicks with sexy accents is South Africa. But then you've got to deal with all those AIDS-beridden savages.

diceisgod · 06-11-2002, 02:49 AM

I wish I was born in Africa. It's so much more easy to get AIDS and die over there.

Zootybang · 06-11-2002, 02:49 AM

I'd say Alabama. Maybe Incest really IS best.

Silera · 06-11-2002, 02:51 AM

Brazil so I could wear a thong in public.

Maynard · 06-11-2002, 02:52 AM

Quote:Brazil so I could wear a thong in public.

What's stopping you from doing that here?
You're allowed to go topless on NYC subways. I don't think a thong would be a problem.

diceisgod · 06-11-2002, 02:52 AM

People that type faster than and are thinking along the same lines as me suck.

Maynard · 06-11-2002, 02:54 AM

Quote:People that type faster than and are thinking along the same lines as me suck.

Well maybe if you dropped your dick and typed with two hands, you'd be faster.

diceisgod · 06-11-2002, 02:59 AM

I type with my dick.

Luna · 06-11-2002, 03:02 AM

Quote:Australia RULES

I could adjust to saying "G'Day Mate" quite nicely. :-)

Maynard · 06-11-2002, 03:03 AM

Quote:I could adjust to saying "G'Day Mate" quite nicely.

I'd sooner cut of my testicles.

The CEO of my company is Australian, and him saying that makes me want to hit him.

virgingrrl · 06-11-2002, 03:03 AM

i can imitate many accents, so i really don't need to be born somewhere else.:thumbs-up: when my friends and i take adventures ,i speak with an accent and people always think it is real. i win:-D

onehung · 06-11-2002, 03:06 AM

Sean connery isn't scottish? My memory must be shitting the bed.

criticslovesnatch · 06-11-2002, 03:07 AM

australia definately rules, im going to do a semester abroad there in a couple years...nothing wrong with G'Day Mate!

Galt · 06-11-2002, 03:08 AM

No, Onehung, you are right, and Maynard is wrong. I was just waiting for you to point it out since I know how you dislike him so.

IkeaBoy · 06-11-2002, 03:09 AM

I'd like a british accent like Brosnan or Number 6. it's somewhat noble and regal and could help me get chicks. of course a mild scottish brogue like Connery as bond is cool, nothing as strong or obvious as The Untouchables or his latest films

Maynard · 06-11-2002, 03:13 AM

YEah yeah.....so I fucked up. BAH!

onehung · 06-11-2002, 03:14 AM

Your forgiven.