<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
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ok, as i said it was originally made for mexican field laborers and quality control was unheard of. so the bottles of beer would come with some sort of sludge around the inside of the neck. they used to use lime wedges to clear out the splooge from the bottles.
Due to increasing products liability litigation,
American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's
suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with members of the opposite
sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your
getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause
of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and
lower back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a
disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps
of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.</div>