Favorite lines in movies - 1000 tee hee

Hey Ladi · 03-06-2002, 07:25 PM

Bondgirl Wrote:Look out there and tell me what you see. Nothing. Nothing piled upon fucking nothing. It's like fucking Jesus Christ took a shit and it landed right here!

SLC Punk

I liked that movie.

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too."
(..... stuck in my head right now actually)

Metalfan · 03-06-2002, 07:33 PM

Godfather - Leave the gun, take the cannoli

Smokey and the Bandit - Junior, there is no way...no way that you could come from my loins. First thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.

Bondgirl · 03-06-2002, 07:41 PM

Hey Ladi Wrote:"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too."
(..... stuck in my head right now actually)

I use that line all the time..in my bst wicked witch voice

Some people hate the English. I don't. they're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers.
Trainspotting

Bondgirl · 03-06-2002, 07:55 PM

One more, just cause its one of my favorite movies.

Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dublin'rs are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dublin'rs are the blacks of Dublin. So, say it once, say it loud, 'I'm black and I'm proud'
The Commitments

Banana_juice · 03-06-2002, 08:26 PM

Quote:SLC Punk

holy shit. i thought i was the only one that liked that movie.

Bondgirl · 03-06-2002, 08:36 PM

Banana_juice Wrote:
Quote:SLC Punk

holy shit. i thought i was the only one that liked that movie.

Now you know there's at least three of us Smile

The movie was shot in 3-B...three beers and it looks good, eh?
Strange Brew

Spitfire · 03-06-2002, 08:40 PM

Nah, SLC was a good flick!

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
-Snatch

You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.
-Secret of NIHM

criticslovesnatch · 03-06-2002, 08:46 PM

wow there are way too many. heres a few, in no particular order:

"Leave it to the Catholics to unmake existance."

"We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trival. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever."

"It was Keiser Soze Agent Kujan, the devil himself. How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?"

"Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first, the Male-friendly lesbian, the Man hating Dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny?"
"The Man hating Dyke"
"Good. Why?"
"I Don't know"
"Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!!"

"What, like the back of a Volkswagon?"

And from my favorite movie:

"My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles hell."

"This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts."

"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once... and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember... to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry... you will someday."

Metalfan · 03-06-2002, 09:27 PM

Hey shithead, would you at least give us the name of the fucking movie you're quoting, so we can play along at home

Galt · 03-06-2002, 09:33 PM

Metalfan Wrote:Hey shithead, would you at least give us the name of the fucking movie you're quoting, so we can play along at home

Well he's got Dogma, Se7en, Usual Suspects, Chasing Amy (I think), Mallrats, and 3 American Beauty quotes, respectively

Metalfan · 03-06-2002, 09:38 PM

See, now was that so damned hard?
:pissed:

Luna · 03-06-2002, 10:55 PM

Hey Ladi Wrote:"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too."
(..... stuck in my head right now actually)

That's a great one, Ladi. I also like:

"I'm melllllltttttting.....melting....ahhhhhh..."

Galt · 03-07-2002, 06:24 AM

"Mr Blutarski; zero......point.....zero"

criticslovesnatch · 03-07-2002, 06:30 AM

Galt Wrote:
Metalfan Wrote:Hey shithead, would you at least give us the name of the fucking movie you're quoting, so we can play along at home
Well he's got Dogma, Se7en, Usual Suspects, Chasing Amy (I think), Mallrats, and 3 American Beauty quotes, respectively

c'mon none of those were all that obscure, you should've figured them out you bastard

and galt nailed them all, so it obviously wasnt that hard :dead:

Galt · 03-07-2002, 06:35 AM

criticslovesnatch Wrote:
Galt Wrote:
Metalfan Wrote:Hey shithead, would you at least give us the name of the fucking movie you're quoting, so we can play along at home
Well he's got Dogma, Se7en, Usual Suspects, Chasing Amy (I think), Mallrats, and 3 American Beauty quotes, respectively
c'mon none of those were all that obscure, you should've figured them out you bastard

and galt nailed them all, so it obviously wasnt that hard :dead:

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

The Sleeper · 03-07-2002, 06:39 AM

"All of junior high sucks. High school's better. It's closer to college. They'll call you names, but not as much to your face." - Welcome to the Dollhouse

Metalfan · 03-07-2002, 12:18 PM

criticslovesnatch Wrote:
Galt Wrote:
Metalfan Wrote:Hey shithead, would you at least give us the name of the fucking movie you're quoting, so we can play along at home
Well he's got Dogma, Se7en, Usual Suspects, Chasing Amy (I think), Mallrats, and 3 American Beauty quotes, respectively
c'mon none of those were all that obscure, you should've figured them out you bastard

and galt nailed them all, so it obviously wasnt that hard :dead:

Obviously Galt has nothing better to do than to watch movies all day and all night.....I'll start quoting all the movies my kids watch and we'll see how well ya do, ya son of a bitch

OK, so even I get the Animal House references....lol.

Rape Fantasizer · 03-08-2002, 07:08 PM

My Cousin Vinny

Marisa Tomei - "Picture you're a deer. Just as you're about to put your soft deer lips into the cool water, BAM afucking bullet blows off half your head. Now tell me, do you give a fuck what color pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearin?"

Toy Soldiers

Wil Wheaton - (when he finds out his dad got him to be released from the terrorists) "Fuck you and Fuck my father"

Then he runs outside and gets shot to death.

Edited By Rape Fantasizer on Mar. 13 2002 at 11:46

GonzoStyle · 03-09-2002, 04:20 PM

The Heist
Moore: "Don't you want to hear my last words?"

Bergman: "I just did."

Shane
Shane: "A gun is a tool, Marian, no better, no worse than any other tool, an ax, a shovel, or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it, remember that."

From Here To Eternity
Prewitt: "Nobody ever lies about being lonely."

Wall Street:
Gordon Gekko: "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms."

Dr. Strangelove
"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

"If you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, do you know what's gonna happen to you?...You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company."

Annie Hall
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

Kim · 03-10-2002, 01:07 PM

Quote:A man like Johnny Ringo's got this big ol empty hole in him, and he can never kill enough or hurt enough to fill it. What's he want? Revenge. For what? For being born.