Surreal Life 5

Sir O · 07-11-2005, 03:23 AM

I don't watch reality TV, but for some reason I enjoy the Surreal Life. Ron Jeremy dragged me in...

But this season looks awesome. Stupid-ass models, Balki, Jose Canseco, and Pepa....already one of the model bitches is crying cause Balki might have hugged her the wrong way.....

Hawt Baux · 07-11-2005, 03:22 PM

Balki is creepy, the way he talked about how he KNOWS they're going to be hooking up before the show ends.

So gross and uncomfortable.

GonzoStyle · 07-11-2005, 05:45 PM

I watched all 3 of the shows on VH1 yesterday, Hogan knows best was meh, it seems way too scripted. Celeb fit club was awesome, I never knew Willie Ames the affable Buddy Lembeck was such a fuckin asshole and of course Gary Busey is certifiable and frightening.

Surreal life was good and looks like its gonna be an awesome season, everyone there is basically a fuckin asshole except for Pepa and the BMX kid whatever his name is.

Balki is a fuckin rapist, Omerosa is a cunt, the two models are amaing nitwits and jose canseco is gonna either fuck or beat up all of them.

TheGMANN · 07-11-2005, 11:15 PM

There isn't enough hate in the world to tell you how much I hate The Surreal Life.

lush · 07-12-2005, 01:18 AM

Please elaborate.

TheGMANN · 07-12-2005, 02:28 AM

Why do you people support such idiotic television ? All you hear is how people complain about how all television has to offer is stupid reality shows and here you guys go and watch what could possibly be the worst peice of shit show ever.

Ok....I gotta go watch wrestling.

Keyser Soze · 07-12-2005, 02:50 AM

id fuck that old fake titty former supermodel.

GonzoStyle · 07-12-2005, 11:10 PM

id fuck that young fake titty current supermodel.