Who would you rape?

IkeaBoy · 01-15-2002, 09:26 PM

Julia stiles is hypnotic. Alicia Witt is on my list, LAUREN GERMAN is my new obscure hottie. and the girl who played Janey in Not Another Teen Movie I strangely want to rape even though I find the Mandy chick hotter

Grumpy · 01-15-2002, 09:44 PM

Quote::burnfucker: I would so rape Stephine McM Hemsly, just so I can absolutly punch her in the grill why I slapped her with my bug fucker. I would make that cunt call me the game!

And if she tried to laugh at my lack of girth, I would continuly put cigarettes out on her cheek and pour salt on it to show my love for her.

I would also like to re create The Sopranos stairwell sceene with Katie Couric for some reason. and with that gleeful twat from Regis!

uhhhh.............can you say "Needle Dick"? Big Grin

:p :happyangel:

Personally? You guys are missing the obvious. - Brittney "Fuck me in the ass - technical virgin" Spears. Out in the middle of nowhere in a barn, tied down until I was spent. I'd sleep for an hour and do it again.

Edited By Grumpy on Jan. 15 2002 at 4:44

Kingpin · 01-15-2002, 09:54 PM

Quote:I'd sleep for an hour and do it again.

What fuck Wibur again???? :roltflmao:

Grumpy · 01-15-2002, 10:03 PM

Kingpin Wrote:
Quote:I'd sleep for an hour and do it again.

What fuck Wibur again???? :roltflmao:

watch it kingy - if you're not careful, I'll come over and rape your dog again. You don't even have to pay me this time.

GonzoStyle · 01-15-2002, 10:06 PM

Quote:Julia stiles is hypnotic. Alicia Witt is on my list, LAUREN GERMAN is my new obscure hottie. and the girl who played Janey in Not Another Teen Movie I strangely want to rape even though I find the Mandy chick hotter

I'd have picked you Ikea but you always break my heart.

I rape you on my coffee table in front of the big screen TV while watching "Clockwork Orange" and rubbing peanut butter allover your back with a serated knife whilst playing tic tac toe. Your asshole would be the secret square.

IrishAlkey · 01-15-2002, 10:29 PM

It's impossible to rape me.

Grumpy · 01-15-2002, 10:31 PM

IrishAlkey Wrote:It's impossible to rape me.

too easy......way tooo fuckin easy......

okay - I'll play along.

Yes Dumbo - because you'd have to say "no" to consider it rape. You don't know how to pronounce that word.

IrishAlkey · 01-15-2002, 10:34 PM

Grumpy Wrote:
Quote:It's impossible to rape me.
too easy......way tooo fuckin easy......

okay - I'll play along.

Yes Dumbo - because you'd have to say "no" to consider it rape. You don't know how to pronounce that word.

Get off the footrest and get your sausage-like fingers off my belt.

Bartman · 01-15-2002, 11:16 PM

MAry Kate and ashley both nice pieces of ass

GonzoStyle · 01-16-2002, 03:48 PM

IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:It's impossible to rape me.
too easy......way tooo fuckin easy......

okay - I'll play along.

Yes Dumbo - because you'd have to say "no" to consider it rape. You don't know how to pronounce that word.
Get off the footrest and get your sausage-like fingers off my belt.

I remember when Alkey and I had a relationship like that.

Kingpin · 01-16-2002, 06:59 PM

Kim Delaney from the law show Philly. Oh my God is she effin hottttt!!!!!

Grumpy · 01-16-2002, 07:11 PM

Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina)

and AFD's mom (again!)

AFDude · 01-16-2002, 07:15 PM

Quote:Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina)

LOL

Me, it would be Jennifer Love Hewitt...I'd tie that bitch up, bend her over and fuck the "sweet and innocent" look right off her face..

GonzoStyle · 01-16-2002, 07:26 PM

AFDude Wrote:
Quote:Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina)
LOL

Me, it would be Jennifer Love Hewitt...I'd tie that bitch up, bend her over and fuck the "sweet and innocent" look right off her face..

When did jennifer love hugetits look innocent? If anything she has the face of a flamingo.

AFDude · 01-16-2002, 07:31 PM

I'd still fuck her just so I can get my hands on those tits..

FNMoron · 01-19-2002, 03:49 PM

well, since i'm not allowed to venture out to the rest of the board...thanks Sean... you elitist scum fucker... I'm gonna rape the first chick that sets foot in the Short Bus Forum :love: :fuckin:

GonzoStyle · 01-19-2002, 03:58 PM

FNMoron Wrote:I'm gonna rape the first chick that sets foot in the Short Bus Forum :love: :fuckin:

Hey there, come here often?

IkeaBoy · 01-19-2002, 07:16 PM

Grumpy Wrote:Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina)

i'm sorry, i'm not attracted to her at all. and i'd rape britney because rape IS a crime of agression.

crx girl · 01-20-2002, 03:15 AM

Quote:i'm sorry, i'm not attracted to her at all

gee, why ever not?

Hey Ladi · 01-20-2002, 05:37 AM

FNMoron Wrote:well, since i'm not allowed to venture out to the rest of the board...thanks Sean... you elitist scum fucker... I'm gonna rape the first chick that sets foot in the Short Bus Forum :love: :fuckin:

damn, I missed it