Have you ever jacked off while shitting?

AdolescentMasturbator · 01-28-2002, 04:37 AM

Come on don't act like you have't.

fbd · 01-28-2002, 04:41 AM

i thought about trying it once, but
a)bad positioning.the way my junk sticks out, its a bad jerk off angel with the toilet
b)i prefer to pull out loose pubes instead.its fun, try it
c)when i shit, i'm busy shitting

The Sleeper · 01-28-2002, 04:43 AM

I've never done both at the same time because shitting is too unpleasant and I'd rather feel really good when I jerk off. However, I've jerked off directly after I took a shit and I found it doesn't feel as good as under normal circumstances. Thus I usually try to keep them separate.

Maynard · 01-28-2002, 04:43 AM

No. I have never thought about it either.

The Sleeper · 01-28-2002, 05:23 AM

Maynard Wrote:No. I have never thought about it either.

Hey Maynard, have you ever jerked off while GOING TO LUNCH?!?!?!

crack hitler · 01-28-2002, 07:18 AM

Topic: Have you ever jacked off while shitting?
I know it has been said before*, but this is the worst thread i have ever had the missfortune of coming across(i have never said that before about any post*). nothing good can come of this, there are jerking threads already, just changing the locale of the actual act is not funny. :disaprove:

Edited By crack hitler on Jan. 28 2002 at 02:19

Rape Fantasizer · 01-28-2002, 07:20 AM

so in other words you've done it and don't wanna admit it?

crack hitler · 01-28-2002, 07:26 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:so in other words you've done it and don't wanna admit it?

no i haven't done it. i'd admit it if i had, you should know better then that by now silly :got head:

DGW · 01-28-2002, 07:33 PM

So AM is into Blumpkins????

Arpikarhu · 01-28-2002, 07:35 PM

Quote:I've never done both at the same time because shitting is too unpleasant

taking a healthy dump is one of lifes greatest pleasures. you might want to up your fiber intake

WhipThisFez · 01-28-2002, 08:12 PM

I pee when I shit, so there'd be a problem there.

Sean Cold · 01-28-2002, 08:23 PM

WhipThisFez Wrote:I pee when I shit, so there'd be a problem there.

Yeah, you always seemed like a tucker. :bouncer:

Maynard · 01-28-2002, 08:27 PM

WhipThisFez Wrote:I pee when I shit, so there'd be a problem there.

HAHA, you're a girl.

Rape Fantasizer · 01-29-2002, 08:16 AM

I can't say I've done this, but I can O when I pee, without touching anything.

Ants in My Pants · 01-29-2002, 08:38 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:I can't say I've done this, but I can O when I pee, without touching anything.

Rape, is there anything that you CAN'T O while doing??? That would be a much shorter list.

Rape Fantasizer · 01-29-2002, 08:42 AM

Ants in My Pants Wrote:
Quote:I can't say I've done this, but I can O when I pee, without touching anything.
Rape, is there anything that you CAN'T O while doing??? That would be a much shorter list.

Hmmm, I don't know, I've tried to not orgasm. What would be the point?

Ants in My Pants · 01-29-2002, 08:45 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:Hmmm, I don't know, I've tried to not orgasm. What would be the point?

Good point.

Rape Fantasizer · 01-29-2002, 08:47 AM

Ants in My Pants Wrote:
Quote:Hmmm, I don't know, I've tried to not orgasm. What would be the point?
Good point.

why yes you do have a good point

Ants in My Pants · 01-29-2002, 08:55 AM

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:why yes you do have a good point

Making fun of my pencil again?